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General Robert Lee
Posted on 9/4/23 at 8:19 am
Posted on 9/4/23 at 8:19 am
General,
By now I am sure you have heard that Baton Rouge has fallen.
Seminole Nation, which will become part of the B1G Southeast Division soon, ran through the Fighting Tigers last night at the Battle of Orlando. At this moment our troops have split to continue our March through the South.
Half of the Yankee Troops have headed North to Atlanta in pursuit of the Rambling Wreck and capture the Atlanta TV Market.
The other half of the Yankee Troops have moved on to the South to capture Miami and that Large Market.
I understand that losing Baton Rouge was a devastating loss for your cause and again I say...there is no shame in surrender and becoming the B1G Southeast Commish.
Yours in battle,
General Ulysses Grant
By now I am sure you have heard that Baton Rouge has fallen.
Seminole Nation, which will become part of the B1G Southeast Division soon, ran through the Fighting Tigers last night at the Battle of Orlando. At this moment our troops have split to continue our March through the South.
Half of the Yankee Troops have headed North to Atlanta in pursuit of the Rambling Wreck and capture the Atlanta TV Market.
The other half of the Yankee Troops have moved on to the South to capture Miami and that Large Market.
I understand that losing Baton Rouge was a devastating loss for your cause and again I say...there is no shame in surrender and becoming the B1G Southeast Commish.
Yours in battle,
General Ulysses Grant
Posted on 9/4/23 at 8:21 am to NitsFan71
It’s dumb and gay but I’ll accept it bc that game was hilarious
Posted on 9/4/23 at 8:22 am to NitsFan71
That is worthy of some Ken Burns background music. Well done, yank.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 8:23 am to NitsFan71
If Ulysses Grant were alive today, he would get the heck out of the north and move to the south.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 8:24 am to NitsFan71
I hate boomers so fricking much
Posted on 9/4/23 at 8:28 am to ClaimToFame
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If Ulysses Grant were alive today, he would get the heck out of the north and move to the south.
Of course he would...the South is breathtakingly beautiful and sunny...lol.
Only Southern folks I know moving north are those I work with on the new Intel site here in central Ohio.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 4:57 pm to ClaimToFame
Thanks Claim to fame...hoping you can 3-peat this year...would be something cool to see in my lifetime.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 5:00 pm to NitsFan71
You've tried this before and it's still just as gay. (Checks notes - Penn State fan).
Posted on 9/4/23 at 5:06 pm to NitsFan71
Grant wouldn't call Federal troops yankees. The most supportive place in the Union wasn't yankee territory. 

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