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Posted on 8/17/23 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 8/17/23 at 12:54 pm
A Bug in My Beer
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Posted on 8/17/23 at 12:56 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Buried my beagle in the back alley
Thirteen, fourteen, years ago
They done sb2'd over his grave today
Buildin' a road to rich people homes
Thirteen, fourteen, years ago
They done sb2'd over his grave today
Buildin' a road to rich people homes
Posted on 8/17/23 at 1:18 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
She sexed my horse so I...left her.
I hate country music.
I hate country music.
Posted on 8/17/23 at 4:10 pm to OK Roughneck
you idiot 
Posted on 8/17/23 at 4:29 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Hangover song….
Well that train
Just keeps on rolling
Down across
My aching head
Guess I’ll spend another moment
Just a wishin
I was dead.
Well that train
Just keeps on rolling
Down across
My aching head
Guess I’ll spend another moment
Just a wishin
I was dead.
Posted on 8/17/23 at 4:37 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
you idiot
First thing other than my dog died or momma getting hit by a train that came to my mind for a country song.
Thinking outside of the box
Posted on 8/17/23 at 5:33 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Dripping shower is a metronome
Keeping time to his inadequacies
This house was to feel like a home
Now home’s found at the bottom of a 5th of whiskey
Keeping time to his inadequacies
This house was to feel like a home
Now home’s found at the bottom of a 5th of whiskey
Posted on 8/17/23 at 5:41 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
I heard him say
It's better to burn out
Than to fade away
But I'm gonna let my dim light shine
For a long, long time
Something, something something
Cause when the spotlight's at its brightest
That's when it's the hardest to see
It's better to burn out
Than to fade away
But I'm gonna let my dim light shine
For a long, long time
Something, something something
Cause when the spotlight's at its brightest
That's when it's the hardest to see
Posted on 8/17/23 at 6:54 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
quote:
Something, something something
Yeah…. my “something something something” goes roughly along the lines of:
“I ain’t never been much for Church on Sunday…
But, come Fall?
I do my best Pray’in on Saturday afternoon”
Posted on 8/17/23 at 8:24 pm to OK Roughneck
quote:
She sexed my horse so I...left her.
on the horse? That’s gotta be in there somewhere.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:44 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
country song titles
frick You I'm Not Drunk
Make Me A Sammich
On The Trail of Tail
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:12 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
quote:
Now home’s found at the bottom of a 5th of whiskey
lay off that shite bruh
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:13 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
sling it baw! 
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:17 am to five_fivesix
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:27 am to five_fivesix
quote:
on the horse? That’s gotta be in there somewhere
Posted on 8/18/23 at 12:30 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
sling it baw
I had a song or two rattling around in my head years ago, when married life was tough with two young'uns and money was tight. But now I'm older, my marriage is better than ever, and the kids are getting closer to moving out. If I tried to write one now it'd come out like a Clint Black song post marrying Lisa Hartman.
Ol' Clint seems happy, but she ruined his songwriting ability.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 1:11 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
That Cowgirl Wants My Penis (She Wants To Be a Cowboy)
Posted on 8/18/23 at 2:18 pm to auggie
quote:
That Cowgirl…
Posted on 8/18/23 at 3:08 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
Caption: reverse cowgirl
Posted on 8/18/23 at 3:24 pm to auggie
quote:
reverse cowgirl…
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