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Posted on 6/28/23 at 9:28 am to
Posted by Insurancerebel
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Posted on 6/28/23 at 9:28 am to
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Do you really think people pissed into ziploc bags and brought them into Tiger Stadium?


Have you been around drunk cajuns? Now how they got the bags I don't know, probably emptied their bladder into the bags in the stadium.

From the tigerrant 9/17/13

Do LSU students really throw piss balloons?Posted on 9/17/13 at 8:47 pm to teeMike

I'll be honest, I've actually thrown a few piss balloons when I was a student (mostly at Auburn fans FWIW because at that time (2003 - 2007) they were our biggest rival).

People laugh, but making a piss balloon isn't easy. First you have to get completely erect, and then you have to stretch the balloon sphincter over your member. NOTE: this only works if you have a tiny penis. Then you have to wait until your erection subsides (which is difficult because the feeling of the balloon sphincter is so pleasurable) before you let got your stream of piss inside the balloon.

Unfortunately, your bladder cannot generate enough pressure to stretch the ballon too much, so you have to throw it VERY HARD at your target to make sure the balloon explodes and gets your pee all over them.

I generally seek out cute chicks with a beta BF or even children to peg with my piss balloons. I hate Aubies.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26625 posts
Posted on 6/28/23 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Have you been around drunk cajuns? Now how they got the bags I don't know, probably emptied their bladder into the bags in the stadium.

From the tigerrant 9/17/13

Do LSU students really throw piss balloons?Posted on 9/17/13 at 8:47 pm to teeMike

I'll be honest, I've actually thrown a few piss balloons when I was a student (mostly at Auburn fans FWIW because at that time (2003 - 2007) they were our biggest rival).

People laugh, but making a piss balloon isn't easy. First you have to get completely erect, and then you have to stretch the balloon sphincter over your member. NOTE: this only works if you have a tiny penis. Then you have to wait until your erection subsides (which is difficult because the feeling of the balloon sphincter is so pleasurable) before you let got your stream of piss inside the balloon.

Unfortunately, your bladder cannot generate enough pressure to stretch the ballon too much, so you have to throw it VERY HARD at your target to make sure the balloon explodes and gets your pee all over them.

I generally seek out cute chicks with a beta BF or even children to peg with my piss balloons. I hate Aubies.


If you read that and don't understand it's sarcasm, I don't know what to do to help you.
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