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Was Bohannon gambling in a desperate attempt to fund a meth habit?
Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:48 pm
Bama fans are saying that Bohannon was having money problems. But $275,000 a year is more than enough to live comfortably in a cheap backwater town like Tuscaloosa
So at first I thought maybe Bohannon got insecure driving his 1999 Pontiac Sunfire to work and parking next to Nick 'Mercedes' Saban and Nate Oates's tricked out Dodge Ram that rolls coal and has oversized street tires, and Brad got into some debt trying to keep up with the Joneses
But then I saw a picture of this man smiling, and his teeth speak volumes...
Not to mention the blotchy complexio
sir, you are a grown adult, learn how to wash your face 
So at first I thought maybe Bohannon got insecure driving his 1999 Pontiac Sunfire to work and parking next to Nick 'Mercedes' Saban and Nate Oates's tricked out Dodge Ram that rolls coal and has oversized street tires, and Brad got into some debt trying to keep up with the Joneses
But then I saw a picture of this man smiling, and his teeth speak volumes...
Not to mention the blotchy complexio
sir, you are a grown adult, learn how to wash your face 
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Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:49 pm to BowlJackson
Does Nate Oates actually drive a Ram that rolls coal
Be fr
Be fr
Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:49 pm to BowlJackson
teeth look healthy, though could use cosmetic braces, and I believe the word you're looking for is "freckles"
Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:50 pm to BowlJackson
Does Bohannon live north of Northport? If so, then he basically lives in Walker County and Walker County has lots of meth labs.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:51 pm to BootyFett69
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Does Nate Oates actually drive a Ram that rolls coal
Be fr
I have no idea, but can you honestly imagine that douche driving anything else?
Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:53 pm to BowlJackson
Meth is cheap. A cook at Waffle House can afford all the meth he wants.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:57 pm to shinerfan
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A cook at Waffle House can afford all the meth he wants.
You would know from experience?
Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:58 pm to shinerfan
Didn't Pete Rose do the same? Bet on baseball games while being the Manager of the Reds?
Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:59 pm to BowlJackson
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You would know from experience?
I take your mom's word for it.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:00 pm to shinerfan
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I take your mom's word for it.
My mom is a regional manager over 5 stores, not a simple cook, and waffle house gives her great benefits
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:00 pm to BowlJackson
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Not to mention the blotchy complexio sir, you are a grown adult, learn how to wash your face
Washing your face doesn't prevent acne for a lot of people, dumb arse.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:02 pm to BowlJackson
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rolls coal
Here's mine
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:02 pm to BowlJackson
my sources are saying...........hookers and blow
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:06 pm to BowlJackson
quote:Maybe he wanted to upgrade to the expensive world cosmopolitan capital of Birmingham 45 minutes up the highway
more than enough to live comfortably in a cheap backwater town like Tuscaloosa
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:09 pm to BowlJackson
Looks like Tuscaloosa’s woman 
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:09 pm to BowlJackson
There’s creative and there’s being an absolute retard. Fortunately you don’t blur those lines, unless you’re a 50 year old
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:09 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Washing your face doesn't prevent acne for a lot of people, dumb arse.
Ah, sorry to offend you with my ignorance. Simply washing my face has been more than enough for me in my adult life.
Thanks for educating me on your plight, Mr. Pizzaface
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:10 pm to BowlJackson
I never wash my face and never got acne. You just wasted your time.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:11 pm to Gaggle
Good for you
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:12 pm to BowlJackson
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Pizzaface
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