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Tennessee whiskey is dog shite
Posted on 3/22/23 at 7:18 am
Posted on 3/22/23 at 7:18 am
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Yeah. If you have to go to SCOTUS to convince the world your whiskey isn't dog shite, it's probably dog shite.
I wonder if the Jack Daniels' attorney will "bat flip" his legal pad after closing arguments?
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Jack Daniel's tells Supreme Court its brand is harmed by dog toy Bad Spaniels
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Jack Daniel's, the famous Tennessee whiskey company, is trying to stop production and marketing of a chewy dog toy called Bad Spaniels. The toy, shaped and decorated like a Jack Daniel's bottle, features a spaniel and the name "Bad Spaniels" on the label instead of the iconic Jack Daniel's name. And instead of promising 40% alcohol by volume, it promises "43% poo by volume, 100% smelly."
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Jack Daniel's whiskey is not amused. It has been trying, so far unsuccessfully, to stop VIP from selling the Bad Spaniels toy. On Wednesday, Jack's lawyer will tell the Supreme Court that the toy infringes on its trademark, confuses consumers and tarnishes its reputation.
As it argues in its brief: "Jack Daniel's loves dogs and appreciates a good joke as much as anyone. But Jack Daniel's likes its customers even more, and doesn't want them confused or associating its fine whiskey with dog poop."
Yeah. If you have to go to SCOTUS to convince the world your whiskey isn't dog shite, it's probably dog shite.
I wonder if the Jack Daniels' attorney will "bat flip" his legal pad after closing arguments?
Posted on 3/22/23 at 7:33 am to Wildcat1996
Of all the things to shite on Tennessee for... you pick our whiskey?
This post was edited on 3/22/23 at 7:34 am
Posted on 3/22/23 at 7:34 am to Wildcat1996
Jack Daniels is all about protecting their brand. They sued Dickel for trying to use Tennessee Whiskey on their label and then got all butthurt when Uncle Nearest launched a few years ago.
Posted on 3/22/23 at 7:35 am to Wildcat1996
The state is beautiful. It’s a shame it’s polluted with garbage people
Posted on 3/22/23 at 7:42 am to Wildcat1996
Didnt Aggy University file a lawsuit against the Seattle Seahawks over the same thing? Both are stupid lawsuits
Posted on 3/22/23 at 7:47 am to Wildcat1996
I’m no legal experts, but does JD have a leg to stand on here? It looks as if the dog toy bottle, font and design is different than that of JD.
Posted on 3/22/23 at 7:56 am to Wildcat1996
Any sour mash is complete trash.
Posted on 3/22/23 at 8:09 am to Wildcat1996
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Yeah. If you have to go to SCOTUS to convince the world your whiskey isn't dog shite, it's probably dog shite.
But...maybe Jack Daniels can learn from this. Brand protection isn't that important. They can take a que from the famous Texas whiskey...I forgot the name...but I'm sure you know the one I'm talking about. What is that world famous Texas whiskey brand, again?
Posted on 3/22/23 at 9:46 am to Wildcat1996
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Jack Daniel's loves dogs and appreciates a good joke as much as anyone.
So they admit it is a joke. Wouldn't that fall under satire laws?
Posted on 3/24/23 at 8:12 am to Wildcat1996
I agree that Jack Daniels old number 7 is essentially shite.
It got made known early and became a cool liquor despite the fact that it tastes like a hillbilly's a-hole.
Many cheap as frick liquors taste a helluva lot better than that camel piss.
Crown Royal is the same way but at least it tastes better.
It is mainly about just how cool you want to seem.
I have 70 year old friend that drinks JP Weiser every day around his local friends but when he has out of town friends around he will fill a Crown bottle with Weiser....good dude but pretty fricking pretentious.
It got made known early and became a cool liquor despite the fact that it tastes like a hillbilly's a-hole.
Many cheap as frick liquors taste a helluva lot better than that camel piss.
Crown Royal is the same way but at least it tastes better.
It is mainly about just how cool you want to seem.
I have 70 year old friend that drinks JP Weiser every day around his local friends but when he has out of town friends around he will fill a Crown bottle with Weiser....good dude but pretty fricking pretentious.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 12:13 pm to Wildcat1996
Jack Daniels is great at marketing…. Basically warm piss
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