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re: Any poets out there? I'm stuck.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 2:45 pm to Faurot fodder
Posted on 1/20/23 at 2:45 pm to Faurot fodder
An Ode to Arky
Fayetteville, where fans fuss
Waiting on the short bus
Grieving over lost Tusk
And Omaha pop fouls
Hoping for the March Muss
Settling for Dan Enos
But really wanting native Gus
Not Pittman's tits and jowls
... and if, by chance with Petrino you'll ride
best you wear chaps as thick as Hoghide
to protect thy tender bum,
for your wives and girlfriends Bobby has come!
Fayetteville, where fans fuss
Waiting on the short bus
Grieving over lost Tusk
And Omaha pop fouls
Hoping for the March Muss
Settling for Dan Enos
But really wanting native Gus
Not Pittman's tits and jowls
... and if, by chance with Petrino you'll ride
best you wear chaps as thick as Hoghide
to protect thy tender bum,
for your wives and girlfriends Bobby has come!
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Posted on 1/20/23 at 2:48 pm to nealnan8
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... and if, by chance with Petrino you'll ride
best you wear chaps as thick as Hoghide
to protect thy tender bum,
for your wives and girlfriends Bobby has come!
I like it. Gonna print it out and put on my fridge at home.
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