re: Why the frick does SEC want Texas

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Why the frick does SEC want Texas

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The same reason the computers had to re-write the original Matrix. The original Matrix was perfect. Everyone was happy in their Utopian simulation. But humans wanted conflict. They wanted strife. So the simulation had to be re-done. It had to be less perfect.

And so it was with the SEC. Even the homo-erotic, strangely egotistical while also unaccomplished Aggies were fitting in. The Big10 School on the Plains had acclimated. As had the exiles from the SWAC, and the refugees from the south Atlantic. Hell, even the school in Lexington was playing something that looked like passable football.

So the Matrix had to be rebooted, Neo. It had to be made less perfect. Thus, the Short Horns.