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Posted on 9/19/22 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 9/19/22 at 2:41 pm
Superman was feeling defeated because he couldn't attend his favorite bar's "Come dress as your favorite decentralized currency" event.
It was crypto night.
It was crypto night.
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Posted on 9/19/22 at 2:56 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Posted on 9/19/22 at 4:41 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
My grandfather destroyed 30 German planes during World War II.
He was easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
He was easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Posted on 9/20/22 at 10:13 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
What has 57 teeth and guards a monster?
My zipper
My zipper
Posted on 9/21/22 at 11:59 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
Posted on 9/21/22 at 3:45 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Posted on 9/21/22 at 9:00 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Me: Do you smoke after sex?
She: I don't know, I've never looked.
She: I don't know, I've never looked.
Posted on 9/22/22 at 4:27 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
If they had four doors, they'd be a chicken sedan.
If they had four doors, they'd be a chicken sedan.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 3:35 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
What’s it called in Russia when one soldier blows another one in a trench?
Kissing the icon.
Kissing the icon.
Posted on 10/12/22 at 10:07 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Why dont monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet.
Because they taste like sheet.
Posted on 10/13/22 at 2:13 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
What's the best way to take someone's coat?
You jack it.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
A mummy, a zombie and a ghost move into a house. What's the only room that they don't have in their house?
A living room.
What road would the mummy, ghost and zombie be on?
A dead end.
You jack it.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
A mummy, a zombie and a ghost move into a house. What's the only room that they don't have in their house?
A living room.
What road would the mummy, ghost and zombie be on?
A dead end.
Posted on 10/18/22 at 4:50 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Why is a pair of cheap underwear like a Chinese hotel? No ballroom.
Posted on 10/28/22 at 10:44 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
If a kid won’t take a nap is he resisting
a rest?
a rest?
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