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Posted on 10/24/08 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 10/24/08 at 11:05 pm
In honor of the Third Saturday in October, and in honor of the hatred of the Tide shared by all of Volnation I present this!!!
Its getting serenaded with "Rocky Top" by the Minnesota band after losing a 3rd tier bowl game.
It's losing cases in courtrooms from Memphis to Tuscalosa and still thinking our were innocent.
It's losing 12 of 14 to UT and still thinking you're better.
It's claiming 12 national titles when the NCAA only recognizes 6.
It's making fun of other team's "half national championship," when most of the ones you claim were shared.
It's claiming a national title after losing to Mississippi State and Vandy.
It's claiming national championships after losing your bowl game.
5 coaches in 5 years.
2 Probations for cheating in less than 10 years.
Going to Hawaii to get beat and calling it a "Bowl" game.
Moral victory after moral victory.
Biggest tradition is buying and biddin on players.
Knowing that the refs are against you.
Knowing that the NCAA is against you.
Mike Price.
It is watching you go trhough 4 coaches in 2 years.
It is having head coaches leave for places like Duke, Kentucky, UTEP, and Texas A&M
It is having your 5th choice for HC turn you down.
Its is watching Tommy Tuberville AND Phil Fulmer having as many SEC wins at Bryant-Denny as your own head coach.
It is hoping the Northern Illinois doesn't show up again to ruin homecoming.
It is offering Ole Miss walk-ons football scholarships.
It is sharing a home fielf with the Blazers.
It is fans proudly displaying toliet paper rolls and empty detergent boxes when the whole world can see that you don't know how to use either.
IT IS A MILLION DOLLAR BAND AND A TWO MILLION DOLLAR DEFENSIVE LINE.
It is decades of ignorantly mocking your arch rival for being named the tigers and yelling "war eagle" when you're called the crimson tide and have an elephant walk the sidelines.
It is giving your head coach a contract extension after going 4-9 and 6-6.
It is giving your head coach a contract where he can earn a bonus for winning 7 games-and the bonus remaining unpaid.
It is throwing bricks through your coach's window after a 10 win season.
It si knowing that Notre Dame's printed tshirts that said "well, at least we're not as bad as Alabama.".
It is having a head coach realize that the ugliest stripper in Pensacola was prettier than the Alabama coaching job.
It is running off your backup QB by playing him with a concussion.
It is having a lsing record since Jan. 1st. 2000.
It is refusing to play those teams unless mandated by the state government.
It is forfeiting games for playing an ineligilbe player for and entire season.
It is getting caught cheating while still on probation.
It is having the AD with the most experience hiring head coaches in the nation, yet worst track record.
And last but not least, being the victim of a conspirarcy 15 years in the making involving Phillip Fulmer, the NCAA, the FBI and Osama Bin Laden.
As you bammers would say ROLL TIDE ROLL.
GO VOLS!!!!
Its getting serenaded with "Rocky Top" by the Minnesota band after losing a 3rd tier bowl game.
It's losing cases in courtrooms from Memphis to Tuscalosa and still thinking our were innocent.
It's losing 12 of 14 to UT and still thinking you're better.
It's claiming 12 national titles when the NCAA only recognizes 6.
It's making fun of other team's "half national championship," when most of the ones you claim were shared.
It's claiming a national title after losing to Mississippi State and Vandy.
It's claiming national championships after losing your bowl game.
5 coaches in 5 years.
2 Probations for cheating in less than 10 years.
Going to Hawaii to get beat and calling it a "Bowl" game.
Moral victory after moral victory.
Biggest tradition is buying and biddin on players.
Knowing that the refs are against you.
Knowing that the NCAA is against you.
Mike Price.
It is watching you go trhough 4 coaches in 2 years.
It is having head coaches leave for places like Duke, Kentucky, UTEP, and Texas A&M
It is having your 5th choice for HC turn you down.
Its is watching Tommy Tuberville AND Phil Fulmer having as many SEC wins at Bryant-Denny as your own head coach.
It is hoping the Northern Illinois doesn't show up again to ruin homecoming.
It is offering Ole Miss walk-ons football scholarships.
It is sharing a home fielf with the Blazers.
It is fans proudly displaying toliet paper rolls and empty detergent boxes when the whole world can see that you don't know how to use either.
IT IS A MILLION DOLLAR BAND AND A TWO MILLION DOLLAR DEFENSIVE LINE.
It is decades of ignorantly mocking your arch rival for being named the tigers and yelling "war eagle" when you're called the crimson tide and have an elephant walk the sidelines.
It is giving your head coach a contract extension after going 4-9 and 6-6.
It is giving your head coach a contract where he can earn a bonus for winning 7 games-and the bonus remaining unpaid.
It is throwing bricks through your coach's window after a 10 win season.
It si knowing that Notre Dame's printed tshirts that said "well, at least we're not as bad as Alabama.".
It is having a head coach realize that the ugliest stripper in Pensacola was prettier than the Alabama coaching job.
It is running off your backup QB by playing him with a concussion.
It is having a lsing record since Jan. 1st. 2000.
It is refusing to play those teams unless mandated by the state government.
It is forfeiting games for playing an ineligilbe player for and entire season.
It is getting caught cheating while still on probation.
It is having the AD with the most experience hiring head coaches in the nation, yet worst track record.
And last but not least, being the victim of a conspirarcy 15 years in the making involving Phillip Fulmer, the NCAA, the FBI and Osama Bin Laden.
As you bammers would say ROLL TIDE ROLL.
GO VOLS!!!!
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Posted on 10/24/08 at 11:09 pm to ole orange
Well at least you won that round!
Posted on 10/24/08 at 11:10 pm to ole orange
those are oldies...but goodies 
This post was edited on 10/24/08 at 11:11 pm
Posted on 10/24/08 at 11:18 pm to ole orange
quote:
IT IS A MILLION DOLLAR BAND AND A TWO MILLION DOLLAR DEFENSIVE LINE.
That is the funniest shite I have seen on here in a while. Sad but probably not far from the truth.
Posted on 10/24/08 at 11:31 pm to ole orange
Funny, if I didn't have a life I could spend the evening writing a novel on your program that is going down the drain. Enjoy the beating Saturday.
Posted on 10/24/08 at 11:33 pm to BamaFish
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Enjoy the beating Saturday.
Major arse whipping headed their way tomorrow night.
Posted on 10/24/08 at 11:34 pm to BamaScoop
He forgot to mention ULM.
Posted on 10/24/08 at 11:44 pm to ole orange
quote:
It is fans proudly displaying toliet paper rolls and empty detergent boxes when the whole world can see that you don't know how to use either.
quote:
It is decades of ignorantly mocking your arch rival for being named the tigers and yelling "war eagle" when you're called the crimson tide and have an elephant walk the sidelines.
Posted on 10/24/08 at 11:44 pm to BeachDude022
Posted on 10/24/08 at 11:46 pm to ole orange
0/10, need more practice @ trolling
Posted on 10/24/08 at 11:51 pm to chargert
Good Stuff!
Posted on 10/24/08 at 11:55 pm to chargert
Trolling? O golly gee, I didn't realize I was on Tidefans.com!
Posted on 10/25/08 at 12:02 am to ole orange
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O golly gee,
You can't use that Hillbilly chat on here. You can cuss, unlike other boards but save that shite for volnation.
We are whipping that fat pumpkin piece of shits arse tomorrow. I hope he has to retire as a direct result of what we do to y'all tomorrow.
Posted on 10/25/08 at 12:08 am to ole orange
The only possible thing you left off is if $aban looses two or three game's; he winds up in purple & gold on the West Coast with his old buddy Mark Emmert... 
Now, that would tongue tie those Bama folks if that would come to fruition!!!
Now, that would tongue tie those Bama folks if that would come to fruition!!!
Posted on 10/25/08 at 12:09 am to BamaScoop
Oh the irony bammer! Hillbilly chat! HA
I never knew sarcasm equaled being a hillbilly!
You must be a Philosophy major at Alabama!
I never knew sarcasm equaled being a hillbilly!
You must be a Philosophy major at Alabama!
Posted on 10/25/08 at 12:12 am to ole orange
I went to school with Linus Pauling and the Alpha-Helix was actually my idea.
Posted on 10/25/08 at 12:14 am to ole orange
Scoops is a fairly sports minded fan ole organe to be making statements like this - You must be a Philosophy major at Alabama... You might have to eat those words with your 29th post?
You might have to eat those words with your 29th post?Posted on 10/25/08 at 6:25 am to ole orange
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GO VOLS!!!!
"He chose....poorly"
Posted on 10/25/08 at 8:30 am to chargert
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need more practice @ trolling
It's not trolling if he's posting facts.
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