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My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus

Posted on 7/3/22 at 8:15 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
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Posted on 7/3/22 at 8:15 pm
Gotta get a little bit of Orange Juice!
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
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Posted on 7/3/22 at 11:41 pm to
The mirror lied
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 7/3/22 at 11:41 pm to
And a darvon for my head…
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 7/4/22 at 10:30 am to
Jimmy Buffett, a great Auburn man
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
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Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:03 pm to
Did he graduate, or just attend?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:08 pm to
He learned to play guitar while pledging Sigma Pi at Auburn

Unfortunately, the academic rigor of Auburn University proved too much for young Mr. Buffett, and he left after his freshman year with a 0.32 GPA
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:11 pm to
Then he attended Pearl River CC and Southern Miss, if memory serves.

I used to do some work with his first cousin. His parents were the “crazy old uncle and aunt” and his brother was Baxter from “Life is Just a Tire Swing.” He grew up in the “big house, Ante Bellum style.”
This post was edited on 7/4/22 at 1:21 pm
Posted by five_fivesix
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Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:44 am to
and he once blew out a flip flop (who ain’t done that)

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 7/5/22 at 5:57 pm to
quote:

0.32 GPA


Them's some Animal house numbers!


2 Downvotes?
Seriously?
In what world does JB get 2 down votes?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

In what world does JB get 2 down votes?


BIDEN'S AMERICAstrikes again

Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
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Posted on 7/8/22 at 4:10 am to
But, did he have a pencil thin mustache?
Posted by 178cajun
Member since Mar 2008
496 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 8:19 pm to
No but he wished he did
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
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Posted on 7/13/22 at 10:59 am to
I am old enough to remember Boston Blackie, the character from the B&W days that inspired JB's mustache desires.
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