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Posted on 10/9/08 at 1:23 am to mattchewbocca
Tim Tebow once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as just The Islands.
Tim Tebow once lifted up a volkswagon...while he was sitting in it.
Tim Tebow once lifted up a volkswagon...while he was sitting in it.
Posted on 10/9/08 at 1:26 am to Klark Kent
He has the same haircut as my 5 year old nephew?
Posted on 10/9/08 at 3:07 am to Tigerbait337
Earlier during the walk through practice before the big game Tim Tebow was starting to hear his name being called out "Tebow , Tebow" but no else heard nor seen anything. As practice ended Tebow was starting to feel afraid. The name calling started again as he walked very steady to get to his dorm. He hears "Tebow , Tebow" calling out, he looks but he sees nothing. He feels frighten. He's thinking maybe he's getting delusional so he stops and tries to redeem himself but while he's sitting there he sees a small figure shape like person for split second then its gone. "Tebow , Tebow" he hears it again. He looks but nothing. He starts the cry 
because he's so afraid and stop to pray thinking its his last day on earth. "Tebow , Tebow" he hears again, he stops and looks and again he sees the small figure shape like person for just a split second (The Thing is just too fast that it becomes a blur).
He starts to cry so much that a puddle of tears starts to form.
"Tebow , Tebow" He hears. Tim starts to scream out loud "Dear Lord please help me" and just as he starts to get to his knees and beg for life, he hears a loud "TEEEEBBOOWWWW " passing by and a splashing sound. Sounded a lot like tires squeaking of a speeding car and crashing into a pool of water at the end. Tim too afraid to look never saw that it was Trindon Holliday. He had slipped and fell into Tim Tebow's pool of tears. As Tim Tebow slowly gaining courage to look Trindon had already swum out the pool and quickly yelled out in a laughter way " Tim Tebow, you bitch".
Tim Tebow frighten to death never turned to look at who it was and ran for his life yelling out its "Ricky Jean Francois" little did he know Ricky Jean Francois was waiting in his dorm underneath his bed.
because he's so afraid and stop to pray thinking its his last day on earth. "Tebow , Tebow" he hears again, he stops and looks and again he sees the small figure shape like person for just a split second (The Thing is just too fast that it becomes a blur). He starts to cry so much that a puddle of tears starts to form.
"Tebow , Tebow" He hears. Tim starts to scream out loud "Dear Lord please help me" and just as he starts to get to his knees and beg for life, he hears a loud "TEEEEBBOOWWWW " passing by and a splashing sound. Sounded a lot like tires squeaking of a speeding car and crashing into a pool of water at the end. Tim too afraid to look never saw that it was Trindon Holliday. He had slipped and fell into Tim Tebow's pool of tears. As Tim Tebow slowly gaining courage to look Trindon had already swum out the pool and quickly yelled out in a laughter way " Tim Tebow, you bitch".
Tim Tebow frighten to death never turned to look at who it was and ran for his life yelling out its "Ricky Jean Francois" little did he know Ricky Jean Francois was waiting in his dorm underneath his bed.
This post was edited on 10/9/08 at 3:11 am
Posted on 10/9/08 at 7:32 am to JohnLSU
Tim Tebow still goes around saying "Wazzzaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Posted on 10/9/08 at 7:50 am to Jrv2damac
not mine but is still funny....
Tim Tebow smells like Bigfoot's pussy
Tim Tebow smells like Bigfoot's pussy
Posted on 1/13/09 at 7:24 pm to Klark Kent
Bigfoot takes pictures of Tim Tebow
Posted on 1/13/09 at 10:16 pm to Stewie Griffin
quote:fixed it
Sub his name for Jesus H. Christ
Posted on 1/13/09 at 10:41 pm to Derby Tigah
quote:
real Christians get baptized with Tebow's tears
Posted on 1/13/09 at 10:48 pm to Cornholio
Tim Tebow will forego his senior season at UF in favor of a direct ascension into Heaven.
Posted on 1/13/09 at 10:57 pm to IAmTheHatOnMilesHead
quote:
Sub his name for Chuck Norris
Posted on 1/14/09 at 7:08 am to TigerStripes06
Tim Tebow is so good that his name should be randomly inserted into verses of The Star-Spangled Banner. This will be done at different, randomly-chosen times in the song so as to keep everyone on their toes and ensure that they do not take Tim Tebow's presence for granted. For example, a verse could go like this:
O Tim, can you Tebow, by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we Tim at the Tebow's last gleaming.
OR:
O say, can you Tim, by the dawn’s early Tebow,

What so Tebow we Tim at the Tebow's Tim Tebow,
OR:
And the rockets’ red Tebow, Tim Tebows bursting in air,
Gave Tim through the Tebow that Tim was still Tebow.
ROTFLMFAO
O Tim, can you Tebow, by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we Tim at the Tebow's last gleaming.
OR:
O say, can you Tim, by the dawn’s early Tebow,

What so Tebow we Tim at the Tebow's Tim Tebow,
OR:
And the rockets’ red Tebow, Tim Tebows bursting in air,
Gave Tim through the Tebow that Tim was still Tebow.
ROTFLMFAO
Posted on 1/14/09 at 9:31 am to Klark Kent
Posted on 1/14/09 at 9:38 am to Klark Kent
quote:The SEC rant understands that "thou shalt not take the Lord thy Tim Tebow's name in vain." This includes jokes about Tebow.
my next question to pose is, has Teblow won you all over with his community work, christian ways, witty media responses, and 'cool hand luke' like demeanor? Is it possible you all have man crushes on him?
BTW the funniest one I've read was posted on here. It wasn't wildly popular and the OP was not well recieved...
"If Tim Tebow was a muslim....
He would have blown himself up a long time ago."
Posted on 1/14/09 at 9:57 am to tuck
Nah, I'm not inclined to bash Tebow. All it does is show jealousy and insecurity when guys do. He is a dominant football player and by all accounts a class act. Making fun of him rings hollow and smacks of jealousy.
Posted on 1/14/09 at 12:53 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
Tim Tebow's tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
oh wait . . .
oh wait . . .
Posted on 1/14/09 at 4:38 pm to geauxtigahs87
How powerfull is Tim Tebow? He is so powerfull that the girl pictured with him
was a member if the IBTC until Tebow layed his hands on them.
was a member if the IBTC until Tebow layed his hands on them.
Posted on 1/14/09 at 4:42 pm to partsman103
Tebow to Forego Senior Season
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MIAMI (AP) -- Shortly after leading the Florida Gators to a national
championship with a 24-14 win over Oklahoma, junior quarterback Tim
Tebow announced that he would skip his senior season and ascend
directly into heaven.
Tebow entered the press room to wild applause. A reporter for a 24-
hour cable sports network burst into tears when the 2007 Heisman
winner entered the room. Another threw a pair of boxer shorts on the
podium. Tebow smiled at the gesture and several sports reporters
fainted.
"Sorry I'm late," Tebow began. "There was a six-year-old boy with
cancer in row 54 and I had to make my way through the crowd to heal
him."
"I want to start by saying that playing quarterback for the University
of Florida, winning two national championships, has been a great
honor. There has been some speculation about my future and I want to
clear that up right now," he continued.
"Don't go, Tim!" a reporter shouted from the back of the room.
"After much consideration, I have decided to skip my senior season at
the University of Florida and ascend directly into Heaven," Tebow
announced. Upon making the announcement, Tebow was bathed in a
blinding white light and vanished.
In response to the news, ESPN announced they will have a month-long
tribute to Tebow. ESPN2 will now be known as ESPN-TEBOW and will
feature Tebow highlights (including home videos of Tebow's childhood),
re-airings of past interviews, Tebow-centric analysis by ESPN air
personalities, a Tebow quiz show and a reality show to find the "most
Tebow-like" person in America.
"He wasn't just the greatest player in college football history," said
a college football writer at the press conference, tears streaming
down his face. "He might have been the greatest person to ever walk on
earth."
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MIAMI (AP) -- Shortly after leading the Florida Gators to a national
championship with a 24-14 win over Oklahoma, junior quarterback Tim
Tebow announced that he would skip his senior season and ascend
directly into heaven.
Tebow entered the press room to wild applause. A reporter for a 24-
hour cable sports network burst into tears when the 2007 Heisman
winner entered the room. Another threw a pair of boxer shorts on the
podium. Tebow smiled at the gesture and several sports reporters
fainted.
"Sorry I'm late," Tebow began. "There was a six-year-old boy with
cancer in row 54 and I had to make my way through the crowd to heal
him."
"I want to start by saying that playing quarterback for the University
of Florida, winning two national championships, has been a great
honor. There has been some speculation about my future and I want to
clear that up right now," he continued.
"Don't go, Tim!" a reporter shouted from the back of the room.
"After much consideration, I have decided to skip my senior season at
the University of Florida and ascend directly into Heaven," Tebow
announced. Upon making the announcement, Tebow was bathed in a
blinding white light and vanished.
In response to the news, ESPN announced they will have a month-long
tribute to Tebow. ESPN2 will now be known as ESPN-TEBOW and will
feature Tebow highlights (including home videos of Tebow's childhood),
re-airings of past interviews, Tebow-centric analysis by ESPN air
personalities, a Tebow quiz show and a reality show to find the "most
Tebow-like" person in America.
"He wasn't just the greatest player in college football history," said
a college football writer at the press conference, tears streaming
down his face. "He might have been the greatest person to ever walk on
earth."
Posted on 1/14/09 at 6:04 pm to Klark Kent
I prefer not to give you the satisfaction of a joke. ...Clearly as your username is Klark Kent, you must be superman (i.e. Teblow).
...BTWm is it true that when you got blown the first time that you blew the back out of your gf's head?
...BTWm is it true that when you got blown the first time that you blew the back out of your gf's head?
Posted on 9/20/09 at 3:51 am to DocBugbear
So we all know Tim Tebow is supposed to be a virgin and all, but is he the kind of virgin that doesnt count taking it in the behind?
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