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Posted on 1/19/22 at 6:08 pm
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 6:08 pm
Hello friends and family,


I put my arse (literally) into the jackpot this previous August and went in on an arse tat bet with a couple of other Dawgs. If we won the Natty we'd all get permanently inked to honor the lads who broke the drought.


I'm here today, as a man, asking strangers on the internet what funny jokes/images or other assorted funnies should end up on my arse.


We have to keep this limited to one cheek, because I actually rock an arse tat on my left check already. S/O the tattoo parlor on Baxter. No pics unless you subscribe to my OnlyFans


Edit: nice to see my mom has an account on here based on that DV
This post was edited on 1/19/22 at 6:52 pm
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10068 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 6:42 pm to
I've got a right cheeker, wear white cotton briefs the day of and that night. You'll have a nice imprint on them the next day.
This post was edited on 1/19/22 at 6:46 pm
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 6:48 pm to
How did you handle terlets during the healing?

The 1st one whipped my arse because I was so afraid of letting it touch the toilet seat
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10068 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 6:56 pm to
Tried to sit on inside meat, grabbed inside and pulled out before sitting down and try to sit more on that side. Or if you wanna go pro on it take a few imodium before you get it and build a rock in your guts.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:21 pm to
Yeah my go to move was to sit side saddle like a proper English lady, but most public settings don’t afford that much spacing

Think I’ll go with letting the meat talk
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10068 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:37 pm to
Maybe I'm a bitch when it comes to pain tolerance, butt mine hurt like hell getting it. Sitting was a pain in the arse too.
Posted by muttenstein
Member since Oct 2012
3101 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:42 pm to
Dude, don’t do this.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 9:49 pm to
Dude, it’s just an arse tat for fun
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10068 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 1:08 pm to
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