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re: LSU Defaulted On Contract And Refused To Play Aggies Anymore After Losing 3 in row

Posted on 1/17/22 at 5:05 pm to
Posted by laxtonto
Member since Mar 2011
1938 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 5:05 pm to
Those insane bastards did save it...

Best retort for a threatening letter ever...

I am sad that danielfigurelli.com does not redirect any more.

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Do you really have a lawyer? Did he tell you to write this email? This was the most pathetic attempt at a threatening email I have ever seen. If he did you need to file a formal complaint with the state bar.


You want to see a threatening email?

Go ahead and sue me. I do not give a shite. I've spent more money on lawyers in the last 5 years than you will make in the next 10. Here's what's going to happen when you do.

1. I went ahead and registered danielfigurelli.com. Don't believe me? Look and see where it goes to.

2. i'm going to document everything about the lawsuit there. I own a web hosting company. I buy bandwidth by the terabyte. It will not cost me a thing to keep that site up forever.

3. Pretty soon it will be the number one result in google for your name. Good luck finding a job if the potential employer enters your name into google.

4. As soon as the lawsuit is filed I'll make motions and subpoena your employer, your home ISP and your cell phone provider for all records of you on line.

5. I will subpoena twitter for all records and IP addresses, emails and records associated with the twitter accounts you claim you do not own.

6. I will subpoena the email providers associated with the twitter accounts for anything related with these twitter accounts.

7. At this point it will be pretty simple to prove that you are behind these accounts and the lawsuit will be dismissed.

8. Good luck finding a job once it's proven you've made these twitter accounts.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 5:11 pm to
All timer. That guy is a legend.
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I am sad that danielfigurelli.com does not redirect any more.
It directed to the shaggytexas post that the guy wrote, so you weren't missing out. Still hilarious, and finally got that creep off of our collective backs
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