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Posted on 12/21/21 at 7:48 am to CorchJay
Posted on 12/21/21 at 7:48 am to CorchJay
Merry Christmas.
While I don't always participate in the back and forth that goes on here, I am thankful that I get to watch the bum-fight.
It's kinda like last night, I took the family to Callaway Gardens Christmas lights. As we were standing in line for the trolley, two morbidly obese rednecks got into a fist fight. My first reaction was to run to break it up, but then I got a closer look at the participates, and I just encouraged my children to stand there, point and laugh. The fat guys looked as if their hearts were about to explode and their punches were soft enough not to wake a baby. I'm certain that it was the most exercise either had done in a decade. Their families got to watch them roll around with another man and then get escorted from the park.
It reminded me of here. Merry Christmas.
While I don't always participate in the back and forth that goes on here, I am thankful that I get to watch the bum-fight.
It's kinda like last night, I took the family to Callaway Gardens Christmas lights. As we were standing in line for the trolley, two morbidly obese rednecks got into a fist fight. My first reaction was to run to break it up, but then I got a closer look at the participates, and I just encouraged my children to stand there, point and laugh. The fat guys looked as if their hearts were about to explode and their punches were soft enough not to wake a baby. I'm certain that it was the most exercise either had done in a decade. Their families got to watch them roll around with another man and then get escorted from the park.
It reminded me of here. Merry Christmas.
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Posted on 12/21/21 at 7:52 am to slacker130
Happy holidays
Just kidding. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals. I pray we are all generous during this season and those we love are blessed with health and time to spend together.
Just kidding. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals. I pray we are all generous during this season and those we love are blessed with health and time to spend together.
Posted on 12/21/21 at 9:10 am to slacker130
Corch will be by in a bit to apologize your children had to see that. He didn’t like what TemperdTiger had to say about Gus.
This post was edited on 12/21/21 at 10:38 am
Posted on 12/21/21 at 9:36 am to slacker130
Watch the fat jokes bitch.
Posted on 12/21/21 at 10:03 am to slacker130
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two morbidly obese rednecks got into a fist fight
You gotta admit that I got in a few good ones before they broke it up.
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