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re: The sexual tension between LSU and Bama fans on this board is off the charts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:55 pm to Tuscaloosa
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:55 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:Auburn fan. Not legit.
Someone even claimed to have fricked my dad a couple days ago.
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Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:57 pm to texag7
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LSU is definitely a bottom
Only if your mom is on top
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:57 pm to armtackledawg
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:58 pm to dstone12
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Danny Snags goes from deeek riding bama to being an aggy fan when he should just be a gator fan with those teeth.
Poor little Daniel/texfag7/ cajunbama.Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:00 pm to texag7
quote:Looks like LSU is on top here...
LSU is definitely a bottom
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:00 pm to paperwasp
quote:Damn you
paperwasp
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:07 pm to Wolfhound45
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Damn you
That was a second-pager so Lew wouldn't smite me
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:12 pm to Glorious
This is the most accurate post I’ve seen yet regarding this whole matter
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:13 pm to paperwasp
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:16 pm to Hayt
quote:I'm not sure "straight" is the correct word to use there...
No, he said his dad fricked your dad. Gosh get it straight
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:19 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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I’ve never seen an entire fanbase dip quicker than Tide fans have this week. The bandwagon bitches don’t like being underdogs
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:23 pm to armtackledawg
A lot of Bama fans are watching the Brian Kelly stuff and loving it. The way LSU fans are. Because they want LSU to be good and exciting. Even though they hate LSU and want to beat them every year, there just is no better nemesis for them. They love it, they crave it. Everyone else is happy for LSU or they're scared and pretending they're not. But some Bama fans are scared and they LIKE it. It's a strange thing for other fans to understand
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:28 pm to armtackledawg
The only sexual tension I see is that of LSU fans seemingly wanting to bed Kiffin. They keep Lane in their mouths
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:29 pm to Shaft Williams
quote:He has a cute smile.
...LSU fans seemingly wanting to bed Kiffin.
Just saying.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:30 pm to BROpaneTANK
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Power bottom, we generate all the thrust.
Frank Reynolds : You don't look like a gay guy.
Dennis Reynolds : That's because he's a bear.
Mac : What?
Dennis Reynolds : He's a bear. You see, some gay guys are twinks and other are bears. This gay guy's a bear. By the way, we are totally cool with that. To each his own.
Frank Reynolds : Wait, I'm a little confused here. What's a twink?
Dennis Reynolds : A twink is small and slender, like Mac.
Mac : Oh, no, I'm too muscular. I would be a bear.
Dennis Reynolds : Uh, don't think so, bro. Not hairy enough.
Frank Reynolds : Smooth. Now, I would be a bear.
Dennis Reynolds : No, no. See, I don't think you'd be a bear either. As a matter of fact, I don't know what you'd be. You're definitely not a twink.
Frank Reynolds : I'd be a top, that's for sure.
Mac : Can a twink be a top or is that reserved for bears?
Dennis Reynolds : I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth but I think more often then not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power bottoms.
Frank Reynolds : What's a power bottom?
Mac : A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.
Dennis Reynolds : Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.
Frank Reynolds : Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom?
Mac : Now Dennis, I heard speed has something to do with it.
Dennis Reynolds : Speed has *everything* to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:31 pm to paperwasp
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:33 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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I’ve never seen an entire fanbase dip quicker than Tide fans have this week. The bandwagon bitches don’t like being underdogs
This post was edited on 12/2/21 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:53 pm to armtackledawg
LSU/A&M is even worse
Posted on 12/2/21 at 2:00 pm to TigerInGrayton
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For whatever reason bama fans have always been jealous and scared of LSU.
Bama fans have never been jealous nor scared of any school, especially never LSU.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 3:27 pm to GoT1de
Come on, Just a little scared
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