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Jesus will rise again....

Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:27 am
Posted by RamboMizzou
Springfield
Member since Jan 2014
10314 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:27 am
Before the Vols are relevant again.














Name other catastrophic events that will occur before the Vols are relevant once more. It should be easy.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:28 am to
I have already risen.
Posted by RamboMizzou
Springfield
Member since Jan 2014
10314 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:29 am to
Killz will be banned 1,986 times before the Vols are relevant again
Posted by RamboMizzou
Springfield
Member since Jan 2014
10314 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:31 am to
Coach Jim McElwain will successful chew his way through a major rainforest before Tennessee is relevant again.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 8:32 am
Posted by RamboMizzou
Springfield
Member since Jan 2014
10314 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:35 am to
By the time Tennessee is relevant again, Caitlyn Jenner will admit that it was not a girl he was supposed to be, but rather a goat named Annabelle at the age of 87 be the first human to attempt a human to animal whatever you'd call that change.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:40 am to
Crap I thought it was a Tebow thread...
Posted by RamboMizzou
Springfield
Member since Jan 2014
10314 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:42 am to
Tebow will play QB again before the Vols are relevant again.
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:51 am to
Butch Jones will do 7521 shirtless chest bumps with his players, make 19 whip/nae nae vines, and log on to urban dictionary 374 times before Tennessee is relevant again.
Posted by TexAgChill
Member since Mar 2015
2450 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:52 am to
JC will rise again!!







John Chavis
Posted by RamboMizzou
Springfield
Member since Jan 2014
10314 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:54 am to
Cause God knows that will be awhile before that happens if he stays in Texas.



Still fits the bill cause Tennessee won't be relevant.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:55 am to
quote:

Before the Vols are relevant again.

Jesus was still alive the last time Mizzou won a championship.
Posted by RamboMizzou
Springfield
Member since Jan 2014
10314 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:57 am to
Jesus was alive in 1960?
Posted by bulldawger
Fish Creek, GA
Member since Jul 2010
2971 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:01 am to
Richt will gain control of losing control before TN is relevant again. Thus losing control of TN gaining....



control
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68108 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:09 am to
quote:

Killz will be banned 1,986 times before the Vols are relevant again

This isn't much of a stretch
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:15 am to
quote:

Jesus was alive in 1960?

You weren't alive then.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20885 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Killz will be banned 1,986 times before the Vols are relevant again


I could see that happening before the end of August.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24804 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:52 am to
Well the disheartening to hear. Maybe I need to fear the hype, because Jesus is on my job, tying rebar for a bridge deck.
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