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re: What happened to the NSFW thread?

Posted on 12/22/15 at 11:53 pm to
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 11:53 pm to
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Pav and I have kept two women satisfied for a total of 60 years.




brocephus, Lanier and I were getting it wet when you were still swimming around in your daddies pants.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 4:44 am to
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I like you. Mostly


Aww you sound just like my mom and my gf
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 4:45 am to
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brocephus


Because you used my favorite bro pun and you mostly like me, I will now allow you to be my surrogate grandfather since both of mine are dead
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
70813 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 5:24 am to
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Damn fine story grandpa




Posted by JamalSanders
On a boat
Member since Jul 2015
12221 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 8:03 am to
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 9:40 am to



Never ever forget...old farts like me and Catfish and Lanier know how to fight dirty and we have enough money to get someone else to go to sonic to throw tots in you eye.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 10:06 am to
Thanks for the warning, but I think I can counter your few strength

1) Fighting dirty: I boxed and wrestled for years. And I ain't big, so I had to learn how to fight dirty and do it well enough to get away with it in sanctioned matches

2) You can hire people, but I know people. I have many long established in the criminal underground. Going to HS where I did I have some good friends that recently finished major CFB career. One of which is 320 pounds, now in the NFL, and his senior year named by ESPN the strongest CFB player in the country.

3) you have old man strength but I have young man quickness and stamina. And my boxing background I know how to pull a Mayweather and dance around til you get tired.


BRING IT GRANDPA
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 10:44 am to
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Pav and I have kept two women satisfied for a total of 60 years.



Great story...now tell me about walking barefoot through the snow everyday to school Paw Paw...lol
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
70813 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:12 am to
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Great story...now tell me about walking barefoot through the snow everyday to school Paw Paw...lol




Actually I did






Uphill










Both ways.
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
34604 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:33 am to
Ocular pat-down suggests that photo is clear of any nipping


Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
70813 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:36 am to
Must be a young thing?
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
34604 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:39 am to
An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Mac or his cousin, Country Mac.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
70813 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:43 am to
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An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Mac or his


I am just gonna let Pav handle this one.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:12 pm to
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BRING IT GRANDPA




Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
70813 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:38 pm to
Kids these days... Just dont believe in Old man strength..




Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37846 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:01 pm to
Lanier/Pav, I challenge your wrinkled asses to a walk off

Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
70813 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

I challenge your wrinkled asses to a walk off



Got my shoes. Lets do this


Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:16 pm to
I'll follow behind you and Lanier in my car and pick your tired asses up on the way to the bar, where we will laugh at Bowl.



This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 2:24 pm
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20858 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:16 pm to
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
34604 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:11 pm to
I like how we started with a NSFW thread but now have a SFW old man thread.
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