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re: tOfficial Texas AM ban bet - Chex/Jang

Posted on 9/19/23 at 10:08 pm to
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45436 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 10:08 pm to
Hopefully Jiro is executed before then. Who in the frick thought it was okay to let that fricking weirdo back on. Me! Naturally
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 10:10 pm to
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Probably a sign that Jang wants to bet anyone and everyone over anything and gets called out on it, finally


FIFY there noobie.
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 10:16 pm to
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Bro. I just saw your nasty arse mug an hour ago. I dont know what you are doing, but I am not impressed. Go hold Chex's pocket or something since that is the kind of thing you are fond of.


And here's your mug. We'll get this one in our colors and send it along with the Tee. Still waiting on your rural route and single wide number. TIA.

Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45436 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 10:18 pm to
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Probably a sign that Jang wants to bet anyone and everyone over anything and gets called out on it, finally

I got called out on wanting to bet?

After Brer Fox trapped Brer Rabbit by using the Tar Baby (story), he said, "I've got you now, Brer Rabbit, and I'm going to barbecue you for my supper."

"Why, thank you kindly!" Brer Rabbit exclaimed. "Barbecue does sound good. Just so long as you don't throw me into the briar patch there!"
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 10:24 pm to
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Me!


Attention whore.
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 10:40 pm to
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Being a trained scientist and capable of putting aside personal bias in the interest of objective fact, the current upvote / downvote (criteria - any vote that lands a direct blow to a competitors ego, in furtherance of his / her stance, or adding noticeable intrigue to the bout) count currently stands as follows: Special J 5 upvotes / Chex 19 upvotes.

Im going to be screaming as loud as I can through all caps. It will be impressive, offensive and dumbfounding. Upvotes, downvotes, no matter.

500 wins you 1775
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45436 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 10:46 pm to
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500 wins you 1775

Where?
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 10:47 pm to
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will set the betting odds at 3/2 on Chex getting the frick out with a Auburn loss
I'll bet 500 that if Auburn loses, I will porn bomb for 3/2 odds. Bet.
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 10:52 pm to
I have to admit that you two are something else.

Laurel and Hardy. For everyone's sake, let's change the bet to a 2 week ban and the winner makes a victory sig.

We're all Fam - it takes all kinds.

ETA - Sorry for interrupting. Please continue.
This post was edited on 9/19/23 at 10:54 pm
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45436 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 10:57 pm to
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et's change the bet to a 2 week ban and the winner makes a victory sig.

No. I have to get rid of the dog to get rid of you. (flea)
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
52083 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:44 pm to
Hot damn the game thread will be LIT bright and early Saturday
Posted by one and all
Member since Feb 2012
1464 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 3:12 am to
bet is straight up win/loss? chex ain't getting the points?
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 3:27 am to
Welcome stranger and come on in! Where ya been? Hope you're well. War Eagle!

NOW..... WHO IN THE HELL NEEDS YOU COMING UP IN HERE ASKING A QUESTION LIKE THAT?!?!?!

(PPPPssstt! - Ya know, that's a DAMN good question and I don't think anyone has even asked it yet. Someone should probably thank you. Not too many of us thinking too clearly recently.) I'll just say welcome to the show, happy to have you, and let Lanier figure things out. Enjoy!

ETA - I think Pete raised it earlier and SJ and Chex can't seem to figure their shite out. Lanier - clarify please? Straight up / ATS / Other?

Can we sell tickets or something? Raise money for NIL / OTV? Donate to loser's charity of choice? PPV Live split-screen stream? Folks coming out of the woodwork and shite (for this shite).

Start it up gameday on the Scoreboard the minute it opens???
This post was edited on 9/20/23 at 6:59 am
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 4:50 am to
The opening bout is in the books before the main event!

Chex vs Jang Japanese Dopplegangers

Who do you think won?

Note - the ringing of the bell 3 times at the end was preparation for a retirement announcement. Then they go right back at it.
This post was edited on 9/20/23 at 5:05 am
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45436 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 6:30 am to
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Every thread on this board is a "jiro seeking jang's attention "thread at this point

It's adorable
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45436 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 6:37 am to
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bet is straight up win/loss? chex ain't getting the points?

No points.Bet never would have came to fruition with points given.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66688 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 6:42 am to
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Can I make a request? If they're doing this, can we work a schedule for the porn bomb? I'd love to tune in, but I contend that the game thread wouldn't be the best time and place. I think we need to mark it on the calendar, make it it's own event. Must see TV.



If you understand the bet old man, you would know that cant be the case


Bet is win or lose


Gamethread?


Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66688 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 6:44 am to
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Will this be executed precisely when the game clock hits 00:00??




Good question. We have 3 days to figure that out. My guess would be later that night, before midnight. We do need some kind of guidelines.

I am finally entertained.


Posted by HonorThyWarEagle
I'm freakin' Freezin'
Member since Sep 2022
3006 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 6:46 am to
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Hot damn the game thread will be LIT bright and early Saturday


It might be an all-time classic
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
43315 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 6:50 am to
Can we just ban them both now?
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