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re: 2013 Auburn Football Recruiting Thread: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter
Posted on 8/23/12 at 3:48 pm to beatbammer
Posted on 8/23/12 at 3:48 pm to beatbammer
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 3:51 pm to Prometheus
WE ARE SO CLOSE
I'm going crazy..
More
Even MOAR
Can you take... MOAR!
Band Love... AUMB!
Yes.
Eagle Flight!
I'm going crazy..
More
Even MOAR
Can you take... MOAR!
Band Love... AUMB!
Yes.
Eagle Flight!
This post was edited on 8/23/12 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 8/23/12 at 4:12 pm to Rig
List updated with the new Memphis information....
-Cam was paid, Auburn is going down
-Vampire knows who the bagman is
-They have tapes of Ceil, presser at 4:00
-Booster paid for $40,000 worth of repairs to Ceil Newton's church
-We paid the HBO players and are going down for it
-Jovon got a car
-Jovon's transcript was changed by Auburn
-Pat Miller hates Auburn
-Pat Miller is transferring
-Foster's mom got a job with the University
-Foster is being investigated by the NCAA
-Coaches gave Greg Robinson a phone
-We are funneling money via debit cards from Compass Bank
-The wire taps in the bingo trial are going to prove it
-The coaches are using witchcraft
-The victoryland and yellawood guys are involved with backhand deals with the board of trustees
-Tiger hostess funneling money to parents of recruits
-Tiger hostess are really a underground prostitution ring headed up by Trooper
-Trooper is bringing bitches and spice
-Coaches perform voodoo on opposing teams/players
-We paid Trovon Reed and his handler
-Getting hammered for dirty recruiting in Miami
-We had somebody murdered in Virginia because they knew too much
-A handler in Memphis assisted in recruitment of Jovon Robinson to Auburn
-Cam was paid, Auburn is going down
-Vampire knows who the bagman is
-They have tapes of Ceil, presser at 4:00
-Booster paid for $40,000 worth of repairs to Ceil Newton's church
-We paid the HBO players and are going down for it
-Jovon got a car
-Jovon's transcript was changed by Auburn
-Pat Miller hates Auburn
-Pat Miller is transferring
-Foster's mom got a job with the University
-Foster is being investigated by the NCAA
-Coaches gave Greg Robinson a phone
-We are funneling money via debit cards from Compass Bank
-The wire taps in the bingo trial are going to prove it
-The coaches are using witchcraft
-The victoryland and yellawood guys are involved with backhand deals with the board of trustees
-Tiger hostess funneling money to parents of recruits
-Tiger hostess are really a underground prostitution ring headed up by Trooper
-Trooper is bringing bitches and spice
-Coaches perform voodoo on opposing teams/players
-We paid Trovon Reed and his handler
-Getting hammered for dirty recruiting in Miami
-We had somebody murdered in Virginia because they knew too much
-A handler in Memphis assisted in recruitment of Jovon Robinson to Auburn
Posted on 8/23/12 at 4:21 pm to Rig
Posted on 8/23/12 at 4:22 pm to auburnu008
I'm surprised Al Capone hasn't been implemented in our trail of debauchery yet. This shite is ridiculous.
Posted on 8/23/12 at 4:25 pm to auburnu008
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auburnu008
And they still think all of that is true and we got away with it.
Posted on 8/23/12 at 4:26 pm to Prometheus
It's not true??????
:mindblown:
:mindblown:
Posted on 8/23/12 at 4:26 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
I wanna call a truce, I was defensive towards Auburn fans when I first started posting here, cause most of the Auburn fans I know are pretty insane (ITAT, AuburnEagle) but all you guys are really hilarious. 
Posted on 8/23/12 at 4:31 pm to CrimsonFever
Never give up, Never Surrender!
Posted on 8/23/12 at 4:41 pm to CrimsonFever
Harvey, go tard up the Rant some more.
Posted on 8/23/12 at 4:53 pm to parkjas2001
You didn't hear this from me but Jimmy Hoffa's remains are in danger of being discovered with all the construction on campus. You can add that to the list too.
Posted on 8/23/12 at 4:55 pm to auburnu008
quote:
-We had somebody murdered in Virginia because they knew too much
Posted on 8/23/12 at 4:58 pm to Rig
That was The Nino's contribution on page 49. I had forgotten about it.
Posted on 8/23/12 at 5:17 pm to auburnu008
Memphis dude and Mccarron
Posted on 8/23/12 at 5:22 pm to auburnu008
quote:
That was The Nino's contribution on page 49. I had forgotten about it.
I should have never mentioned it. I woke up with an O&B horse head in my bed the next day...our boosters be super cereal.
Posted on 8/23/12 at 5:22 pm to The Nino
quote:
I should have never mentioned it. I woke up with an O&B horse head in my bed the next day...our boosters be super cereal.
Posted on 8/23/12 at 5:24 pm to CrimsonFever
quote:
lol you guys in war mode today?
We're always in war mode. That's why we have a Bunker.
Posted on 8/23/12 at 5:51 pm to TheSandman
LINK
quote:
Ode on a Freakin’ Mustache
I met a D-coordinator worth stealing
who said, “There is a team upon the plains
where a Roof has become a ceiling,
where ‘bend but don’t break’ has strain’d
all patience by allowing so many lengthy drives,
plus a madd’ning inability to cover a tall receiver,
like, ever. So many 10-yard outs on third-and-nine …
and yet these Tigers’ fans are true believers
in hitting hard, in smashing mouth and chasing rings.
I see where I am needed; let me just fluff out my hair.
I am VanGorder, with the coiffure of kings;
Look on my upper lip, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Posted on 8/23/12 at 6:08 pm to auburnu008
quote:
List updated with the new Memphis information....
-Cam was paid, Auburn is going down
-Vampire knows who the bagman is
-They have tapes of Ceil, presser at 4:00
-Booster paid for $40,000 worth of repairs to Ceil Newton's church
-We paid the HBO players and are going down for it
-Jovon got a car
-Jovon's transcript was changed by Auburn
-Pat Miller hates Auburn
-Pat Miller is transferring
-Foster's mom got a job with the University
-Foster is being investigated by the NCAA
-Coaches gave Greg Robinson a phone
-We are funneling money via debit cards from Compass Bank
-The wire taps in the bingo trial are going to prove it
-The coaches are using witchcraft
-The victoryland and yellawood guys are involved with backhand deals with the board of trustees
-Tiger hostess funneling money to parents of recruits
-Tiger hostess are really a underground prostitution ring headed up by Trooper
-Trooper is bringing bitches and spice
-Coaches perform voodoo on opposing teams/players
-We paid Trovon Reed and his handler
-Getting hammered for dirty recruiting in Miami
-We had somebody murdered in Virginia because they knew too much
-A handler in Memphis assisted in recruitment of Jovon Robinson to Auburn
Just wanted to post this for no reason.
Posted on 8/23/12 at 7:23 pm to Warfarer
Just got to the AHS preseason game, against Troup Co. of all schools
Apparently Foster has gotten some touches at running back. I'll post if anything interdasting happens.
ETA: Well, never mind. Luper and Taylor aren't dressed out anymore, so I assume Foster isn't either.
Apparently Foster has gotten some touches at running back. I'll post if anything interdasting happens.
ETA: Well, never mind. Luper and Taylor aren't dressed out anymore, so I assume Foster isn't either.
This post was edited on 8/23/12 at 7:36 pm
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