tOfficial Falcons Week 2 Thread (0-1) vs. Philth (1-0) [Sunday Night, 8:20 PM EDT - NBC]

frick that entire city.

I was trying to find something funny about the Phillies to put in here and came across this stroke of genius. Must have been written by WhiteMandingo himself:

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Go Braves, Hawks and Dawgs. To hell with the Falcons. This front office has drafted and paid bust after bust.

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LMAO one week bro, chill. If you still have faith in cheering for UGA football after Terrence Edwards drop, getting crushed in Knoxville in '07, and seeing Alabama rip your heart out in 2012, 2017, and 2018 with the help of truly laughable coaching blunders... you can withstand one piss-poor performance.

Didn’t UGA get blasted by Texas after losing the SEC title game? Inspiring.

Either way, if you’re not riding with the Falcons, hop your 1980 arse outta here. It’s a 16 game season. Ain’t got time for negativity.

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but not as bad as bama got arse blasted by Dabo and a true freshman

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Yeah, we're cool with it. We've never missed the playoffs - and only once missed the national title game. Looking forward to being back at it this year.

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but not as bad as bama got arse blasted by Dabo and a true freshman

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lol at comparing a meaningless Sugar Bowl against a mediocre Texas squad to the national championship game.

And yes I'm aware Tech sucks and is irrelevant to idiots like yourself.

1980....lol

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Thanks for all that free rent in your head pickle juice.

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what is free rent? there is either rent or there is no rent. you wouldn't go around saying "free mortgage" would you?

nice of you to show back up over here, though. do you have some inner desire to be an Atlanta sports fan? talk about "free rent" lmao.

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I despise cities that are well-rounded, and objectively more successful than my own”

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I’d hate Atlanta too if I came crawling out of that shithole at the bottom of the map.

Never been to Macon I heard it has a traditional southern small town feel.

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Also New Orleans isn't transplants the people here have been here for generations. Atlanta not so much is a transient city.

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This argument is lazy and tired, like the economy in Louisiana.

So what we have transplants? Who cares if people move here in droves? I think it’s awesome. It means people WANT TO BE HERE. It’s not something forced upon you like shitty infrastructure and terrible education is in Louisiana, where escape is almost a necessity for betterment.

I hope people keep coming here. We’ve got an incredible economy, renowned music and entertainment scene, home to some of the world’s best companies and famous brands, and have done so without ruining the fabric of what makes us, us.

New Orleans loves to talk about their unique culture, yet, it’s Migos and Donald Glover rolling out Emmy shows literally named “Atlanta,” and Grammy nominated albums titled, “Culture.”

New Orleans is a fun place to visit. You go, eat great food, drink like a fish, make dumb decisions, than leave. Make no mistake on that last part - you leave. The idea that NOLA is this massive, unmistakeable American landmark is greatly overstated by people in Louisiana. Your state is an embarrassment. There isn’t a major category in the United States paradigm of success you aren’t a bottom 5 drain on.

I could go on about the disillusionment about your place in the world, but I think you get the picture.

I’ve met a lot of Saints fans in Atlanta - usually because they drive my Ubers. Aside from the usual Falcons-Saints banter (most pretty jovial), I ask them what brings them up here. The answer is almost always the same - better job opportunities, better schools.

It is not lost on me you had a better professional football season last year. But don’t let it be lost on you that New Orleans is a liability, not an asset on the American balance sheet.

Get fricked.