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Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:40 pm
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:40 pm
I'm an ideas man. And today I got the idea that we may be able to make our antagonizing of the enemy even more effective if we could come up with some stupid combo attacks.
I would like to propose we use this thread for charting navigation courses on the main board. I have nothing but respect for the many flagshippers here among us today, and those who have since departed these waters, but I believe we should always strive to be better. Always strive to be even bigger assholes than we were before. To boldly go where no man has gone before. Etc etc.
So, anyone got any ideas? First thing that popped in my mind was to just straight up rip off Talledegah Nights and blitz the board with the "Shake and Bake" catchphrase while making absurdly stupid threads. The way this tactic would work is someone sets up someone else to actually deliver the bait. You create a thread hinting at the bait, but never deliver it. And you sign the bottom of your thread like such.
"Slingshot [ENGAGED] [disengaged]"
Then, once the bait is delivered, someone else proclaims victory in the name of Arkansas and floods with thread with Shake and Bake! until the moderators shut the whole operation down.
Hell, I don't know. I'm not any good at this. But I don't think a person has to be good at this stuff. I think the stupid/retarded stuff is funniest anyways.
I would like to propose we use this thread for charting navigation courses on the main board. I have nothing but respect for the many flagshippers here among us today, and those who have since departed these waters, but I believe we should always strive to be better. Always strive to be even bigger assholes than we were before. To boldly go where no man has gone before. Etc etc.
So, anyone got any ideas? First thing that popped in my mind was to just straight up rip off Talledegah Nights and blitz the board with the "Shake and Bake" catchphrase while making absurdly stupid threads. The way this tactic would work is someone sets up someone else to actually deliver the bait. You create a thread hinting at the bait, but never deliver it. And you sign the bottom of your thread like such.
"Slingshot [ENGAGED] [disengaged]"
Then, once the bait is delivered, someone else proclaims victory in the name of Arkansas and floods with thread with Shake and Bake! until the moderators shut the whole operation down.
Hell, I don't know. I'm not any good at this. But I don't think a person has to be good at this stuff. I think the stupid/retarded stuff is funniest anyways.
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 12:31 pm
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Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:43 pm to BoarEd
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We Need to Devise Some Combo Troll Attacks
Been thinking this for a while. I'm very much ready for this to happen. tFlagship hasn't sailed as a collective fanbase since I've been around. I'd love to help.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:46 pm to MSHawg1
See, in my mind, the troll doesn't need to be all that clever. In fact, being UNclever can be a lot of fun. Especially when it looks like you went to extra trouble to deliver a real shite sandwich for the board.
A combo attack could be beautifully executed I think. The joke becomes, "look, these idiots like called each other on the telephone last night to set this stupid shite up."
A combo attack could be beautifully executed I think. The joke becomes, "look, these idiots like called each other on the telephone last night to set this stupid shite up."
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:50 pm to BoarEd
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See, in my mind, the troll doesn't need to be all that clever. In fact, being UNclever can be a lot of fun. Especially when it looks like you went to extra trouble to deliver a real shite sandwich for the board.
I've always tried to make my trolls particularly factual. I want them to trip over themselves in an attempt to argue against facts (oftentimes statistical anomalies). I brought up once that UGA has the same number of recognized titles as Arkansas. The thread went 3 pages. Here's the link
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Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:54 pm to MSHawg1
Yes, I am a huge fan of your threads.
I personally don't put any effort into anything I do here at all. I had this account for 3 years before I ever bothered to figure out how to embed pictures.
I try to make my threads seem as if I have put thought into them by making them wordy, but the premise of the thread is pure nonsense. Or I'll try and get people to quibble over deliberately misspelled words. Always players from other teams or coaches who are misspelled. In fact, I try not to ever spell someone from a different team's name correctly ever if I can help it.
I personally don't put any effort into anything I do here at all. I had this account for 3 years before I ever bothered to figure out how to embed pictures.
I try to make my threads seem as if I have put thought into them by making them wordy, but the premise of the thread is pure nonsense. Or I'll try and get people to quibble over deliberately misspelled words. Always players from other teams or coaches who are misspelled. In fact, I try not to ever spell someone from a different team's name correctly ever if I can help it.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:58 pm to BoarEd
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Yes, I am a huge fan of your threads.
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Or I'll try and get people to quibble over deliberately misspelled words
They lose their minds if you deliberately misspell your or you're
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:12 pm to MSHawg1
My favorite is Dan Mullen always being spelled with an "S" at the end. If I'm gonna use his name in the possessive form like "Mullen's team" I would spell it like "Mullens' ". Extra effort to make it wrong.
Nobody bites on it anymore, but early on it would get people every time.
Nobody bites on it anymore, but early on it would get people every time.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:25 pm to BoarEd
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See, in my mind, the troll doesn't need to be all that clever.
The whole idea of tFlagship started from a late night troll of a single LSU fan. It was so simple of a troll but spun out something so great.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:33 pm to TheCheshireHog
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The whole idea of tFlagship started from a late night troll of a single LSU fan. It was so simple of a troll but spun out something so great.
Educate us master. We need to know our history if we are going to make history.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:36 am to BoarEd
It’s harder to troll these days when we suck so bad. It was easy when we were beating LSU on the reg. Some of the original flagship posters don’t even troll any longer. I’ll do my best to help. Shake n Bake
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:42 am to BoarEd
Brooks is scheduled to announce around 1. If he flips to Arkansas we need to go all in on Moostate today.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:57 am to Columbia
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Brooks is scheduled to announce around 1. If he flips to Arkansas we need to go all in on Moostate today.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 8:28 am to Columbia
I wish we were good again so we could sail more.
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 10:27 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 8:31 am to russellvillehog
Posted on 12/19/18 at 8:34 am to momentoftruth87
I second my previous post
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 10:28 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 8:57 am to russellvillehog
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Are we running main board or recruiting board???
Would be much better on the main board, it won't end well on the restructuring board
Posted on 12/19/18 at 9:04 am to rockiee
I third my previous post
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 9:06 am to russellvillehog
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Main board doesnt seem to be discussing today at all so i decided that was the right board.
I love a good sail but recruiting board isn't the ideal place.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 9:14 am to russellvillehog
Just prepare for it to get deleted and or banned from the recruiting board
Not a huge loss to me IMO because most of us do not go there anyways.
BoarEd needs to make this OP subject something more lame so others do not come here. Also maybe delete some of our posts if we are going to do this. We have to be smart.
Not a huge loss to me IMO because most of us do not go there anyways.
BoarEd needs to make this OP subject something more lame so others do not come here. Also maybe delete some of our posts if we are going to do this. We have to be smart.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 9:27 am to momentoftruth87
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Just prepare for it to get deleted and or banned from the recruiting board
Yeah, most have a unified effort there against trolling. Why it isn't the best places.
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