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re: Tua getting fat?
Posted on 11/28/18 at 6:49 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Posted on 11/28/18 at 6:49 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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Going from a Hawaiian diet to an Alabama diet
Probably not much of a difference - Hawaii is the #1 consumer of Spam out all 50 states. They've somewho managed to fuse sushi and spam. They take spam, put it on a sushi rice patty and tie it together with seaweed. It's sold in convenience stores in those little red and white checked paper bowl thingies.
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Posted on 11/28/18 at 6:50 pm to crimsontater
Sonny's big problem was beer. Even with that beer gut he could still sling it.
Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:06 pm to HaveMercy
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They take spam, put it on a sushi rice patty and tie it together with seaweed. It's sold in convenience stores in those little red and white checked paper bowl thingies.
Musubi is delicious.
Posted on 11/29/18 at 10:18 am to bama1959
Don’t know fer sherrr, but I been told that over thar in Hiwarya, the boys has to go out erly and keeel brekfirst at tha crak er dawn. Usly wild pig, and usly with ether bear hands er a spar of sum sert.
Now the way I understand it, this burn a hole helleralot o calereys which is why the boy showed up skinny but is now chunkay.
Hell, heal get fat. They all do ventuley as the offsprings do the huntin. And you won’t see no abominable muscles on a Hiwaryan as that pig greese keal defernition, which make em all look a little doey.
Also, that hide sort r thik, to discourage dem gret whites from chompin down on em. So I hurd.
Now the way I understand it, this burn a hole helleralot o calereys which is why the boy showed up skinny but is now chunkay.
Hell, heal get fat. They all do ventuley as the offsprings do the huntin. And you won’t see no abominable muscles on a Hiwaryan as that pig greese keal defernition, which make em all look a little doey.
Also, that hide sort r thik, to discourage dem gret whites from chompin down on em. So I hurd.
Posted on 11/29/18 at 10:38 am to CrimsonCoast
It may be the "Tua" formulation of Deer Antler Spray extract that he has been receiving over the last 6 weeks. Combined with pork products and poke bowls, there has been a 3.8% increase in body mass and a subsequent accumulation of adipose tissue.
Even as we speak representatives from the Ammer Foundation for Deer Antler Spray research are looking into the matter.
Even as we speak representatives from the Ammer Foundation for Deer Antler Spray research are looking into the matter.
Posted on 11/29/18 at 10:41 am to Paul B Ammer
This whole thing is dumb. Tua will be in good shape as long as he’s here. Samoans are thick people but it can easily be a muscular thick as long as they aren’t lazy.
Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:45 am to _Hurricane_
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This whole thing is dumb.
I'm just saying it is interesting to see how he develops physically. Hefty/Husky QBs aren't necessarily a bad thing. He's just so young that I wonder how a 26 year old NFL Samoan QB will look and move.
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:27 pm to westide
quote:He could throw a football better behind his back than most QBs could the normal way. Google pictures of him at practice throwing behind-the-back passes into a swinging car tire from about 20 yards...unbelievable! I remember seeing him do it in a game when getting pressure from his right side.
Sonny's big problem was beer. Even with that beer gut he could still sling it.
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:22 pm to coachcrisp
He must be eating with Jonah Williams and Ross Pierschbacher. Those guys know how to cook.
Posted on 11/29/18 at 7:53 pm to Master of Sinanju
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I worry about the recivers gaining weight, because they have all been eating more with Tua at QB.
Posted on 11/29/18 at 8:35 pm to CrimsonCoast
Unless he eats himself out of the league JaMarcus Russell style he should be just fine. Peyton Manning, Ben Roethlisberger, Jameis Winston, Tom Brady, etc. aren’t exactly known for their impressive physique either.
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