Here's Johnny Manziel's First Cleveland Car Dealership Ad

"Check out the 2015 Altima. Seats up to 5 hookers comfortably, has leather seats for easy clean up, and features rear passenger trays, perfect for hitting lines. These deals only last as long as my career, so get them quick!"

If there's one thing Manziel does well...it's play up the media.

Not the worst local car commercial Ive seen.

"Don't forget the spacious trunk that will easily fit two of those hookers when they inevitably OD at your place."

No way he made that throw!!