adidas Launches Epic Patrick Mahomes Campaign At Vegas Sphere Ahead Of Super Bowl

If you show them your car keys you get a free bottle of booze to take with you.

The Chiefs have to be the most unlikeable team in history. At least when Pats went on their run with Brady, Brady was a stand up guy at all times and was highly respectable. Chiefs between Mahomes dad, brother, wife, Kelce, Swift just all suck. Mahomes family has 0 clue how to handle fame despite not being famous themselves. They leach off Patrick bc he's rich and a nice guy while acting like some Texas panhandle trashy family on $30k a year. Kelce tries to act ghetto and have a 85 IQ and would be working at an Academy or state trooper if he wasn't good at football. Taylor Swift thinks she's been through terrible hardship in life when she's more priveleged than 99.999999% of world population. She writes her songs about being treated horribly when in reality she's probably written them after not being texted back after 30 minutes that one time.

Just make it stop.