North Korean Basketball League's Scoring Rules Are Bonkers

- Players have to avoid fire from anti aircraft guns.

Yeah, well, the NBA enforces rules like traveling depending on who the player is so who’s crazier?

A family member is abducted for missed free throws...

Would actually improve the game IMO. Will be entertaining watching a bunch of short Asians trying to dunk

And they play on 8' goals.

Obviously they must have no audience and they are now trying ANYTHING!!! Sad!!!

The last 5 minutes should allow 2 lead blockers.

Apply these rules, toss in some Japanese game show shenanigans (ex. make 3 consecutive 3 pointers and you get to do a challenge for bonus points), and I might actually consider watching the NBA.

It is N. Korea. They can dictate crowd size.