North Korean Basketball League's Scoring Rules Are Bonkers

And they play on 8' goals.

A family member is abducted for missed free throws...

- Players have to avoid fire from anti aircraft guns.

It is N. Korea. They can dictate crowd size.

Obviously they must have no audience and they are now trying ANYTHING!!! Sad!!!

Yeah, well, the NBA enforces rules like traveling depending on who the player is so who’s crazier?

The last 5 minutes should allow 2 lead blockers.

Apply these rules, toss in some Japanese game show shenanigans (ex. make 3 consecutive 3 pointers and you get to do a challenge for bonus points), and I might actually consider watching the NBA.

Would actually improve the game IMO. Will be entertaining watching a bunch of short Asians trying to dunk