Imagine Standing On The Street & Michael Jordan Rolls Up In His Car Smoking A Cigar

I once touched my penis, and it felt nice.

I once saw Michelle Rodriguez in the frozen food section at Target on Millerville during the time they were filming Battle Los Angeles at Celtic studios

I once googled naked pics of Kate Beckinsale.

I saw Jacques Doucet at Albertsons one time

The liability exposure of driving that car is pretty unacceptable.

I saw Jody Hamilton coming out of a Schnucks with a 12 pack of Budweiser. It was a Friday night, he got into a Cadillac driven by Tom Renesto.

I met Dick Van Dyke

Ferrari 458?

Dude is swag personified. Obligatory Jordan > Lebron

What a legend

Uncle needs to upgrade his flip phone.

I was tailgating before an LSU game and Morris Bart cruised by in a BMW. He waved as he went past. I’m not even lying.

I saw Scotty Pippen buying an 18 pack of Bud Light and some Black and Milds in Bastrop LA one time. Csb