A-Rod Is Taking Video Of His Girlfriend Jennifer Lopez Dancing Again

holy smokies that's a whole lotta butt

Still wood

That dancing lady does not look like JLo to me. It looks like somebody else, maybe a bit younger than JLo. I don't know who that is.

I've seen better butts dancing in the quad.

A-Rod’s testicles are so small you need a microscope to see them

She knows her time is running out.

The stench of herpes radiates from my phone.