Poll: What Will Be The Outcome Of The LSU-Ole Miss Game?

BENCH Nuss!!!

Trinidad, Baghdad, Stalingrad..it don't matter, LSU BY 20!!!

To dominate Baker have to assign Perkules to that kid Trinidad Chambliss, where ever he goes Perk goes, our DB's and LB's can handle everything else in their passing game. We can't allow this kid to kill us with his legs , he's so fricken athletic, NO A&M 2.O. Our offense will show up, it's time Nuss get back into the Heisman talk and this is the game to get it back started, LSU by at least 10.

Ole Miss 26
LSU 24

Rebs in OT

LSU – 31
Ole Miss – 17

The Nuss Bus Farewell Tour: 2nd Stop – Oxford, MS

Before last week’s game, Fightin’ Tiger fans passed the hat for donations, and the Nuss Bus was taken to a local NASCAR garage to see if they could figure out what was wrong with her. Low and behold, they located a hidden governor on the engine that’s been throttling performance all season.

If you’ll recall, last year...Lane Kiffin, a.k.a. Joey Freshwater, some male cheerleaders and 6 or 8 of Ole Mess’ many mascots (Colonel Sanders, a giant fish head, Smokey the Bear etc.) broke into the Nuss Bus parked under Tiger Stadium. Things got frisky...and let’s just say that they now call him Joey Saltwater. THEY are the most likely culprits here, sabotaging the Bus this summer.

Now, not only was the governor removed but the frame was beefed up, the engine got the NASCAR package installed and they even added blacked out windows and some ground effect lighting for stadium stormin dance parties after the game. The proof was in the Southeastern pudding. She was purring like a baby tiger headin out of BR.

Coach Jay of the National Championship winning baseball team even lent BK some future sluggers and their bats to guard the Bus while at the team hotel in Oxford...the Motel 6 (best room in town).

And boy did the modifications work again this week. The most we’d seen of Chris Hilton this year was on milk cartons at the grocery store, until Nuss finally found him for 2 TDs and over 150 receiving yds against Ole Yeller.

The D showed up and did their thang, as usual. Again, Perkins was wearing #007 as he spied the Ole Piss QB…Chablis, Chardonnay, Cabernet, Rosé, Ripple. What’s his name again…Chamois…Champagne…Chambliss, damn it? Perk stuck on Chambliss like ugly on a Manning.

In the end, Ole Mrs.’ inferiority complex and the wishing that they were us continues...

Tigers by 20