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I don't mind it at all.

Me? On the other hand, might get the cops called. Dirty old man stuff.

I was never a fan of Guy Fieri.

Outed a few democrats, with multiple posts asking for free crap.

Frozen mac & cheese and Kirkland chicken nuggets.

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Its crazy how many people I talk to are scared to do this,

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Sounds great to me.

Here are some benefits:
(1) No judgements on how many carbs are in the mashed potatoes
(2) No judgement on how much to tip the waiter/waitress
(3) No reminder that there's piece of something on you mustache
(4) No reminder that you haven't placed that paper napkin in your lap
(5) No splitting or sharing a plate with her

Why does the Space Force need camouflage?

Nope, but I found these. I think they'll be a hit for the over 60 crowd.

Ever spilled something on your pants while out in public? Ever thought to yourself, "Sure, it might seem like I peed myself, but my pants actually look kind of cool now. I'm just gonna own this." Then maybe Wet Pants Denim is for you. If what it says is on the level, the company sells jeans designed to make it seem like you lost a battle with your bladder.

"Wet look, dry feel," the company promises. "Our jeans are designed to mimic the aesthetic of urinary incontinence without the commonly associated discomfort."

The founder of Wet Pants Denim -- a 20-something Manhattanite who won't share his name or company sales figures -- assures me the company's products are "100% real," and a reporter from Mel Magazine confirms this after ordering a pair to see for himself.

"Believe it or not, there are people who actually do enjoy the 'wet look,'" the company's creator tells me via email, sharing this photo to prove the point. "It's unclear to us if this is meant as a sexual fetish or for pure shock value, though it doesn't really matter either way."

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"I get a lot of old creepy men

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says the shallow (yet hot) young woman. Hand fits glove.

Sophie should take some advice from people who are skilled in knowing their fan base. Creepy old men are the ones who put the WNBA back on the map.

Geesh...I can't take it.
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Lainey Wilson is the architect of terrible fake accents.

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Evidently, you've never spent any time in beautiful downtown Baskin, La.

Hardcore Franklin Parish, La. accent.