Watch: Young Pirates Fan Names His Favorite Things About Paul Skenes

He’s not wrong

I had a Playboy centerfold taped to the underside of my closet shelf...when I was in 3rd grade.

We come in lil horn dogs and we go out old horn dogs...haha. (it ain't hard to understand us babes)

His mom will now believe he wants to be a girl and push for changing his sex.

That kids Dad should be proud!

Why is there a picture of Olivia Dunne and not Paul Skenes in a post about a Pirates fan’s thoughts on Paul Skenes as a pitcher?

Kid has priorities. Maybe that generation isn't doomed after all.

Young perv!

If only he said “and not necessarily in that order” after..lol