The Rock Got Married This Weekend

The people’s wife?

So...she got a piece of The Rock?

Another old white woman for him, ha ha ha..

Hope he has a prenup!

I bet she smeeeeeeellllllltttt.... what the rock is cookin!

He’s fricked. Why do sucessful men voluntarily screw themselves by getting married?

Years from now, he’ll look at that pic, notice how close they were to the edge of the cliff, and regret the missed opportunity.

Thumbprint bruise on her left elbow. She submitted to his charm. Also... is she French ?

I thought he was gay?

Once they were married, did he look at her menacingly and say "What is your name?"