Florida Coach Dan Mullen Spent His Holiday Wakesurfing

Well at least he wasn’t off fricking a shark

Tasty waves, cool buzz and he is fine.

If you want to surf, go to the beach. Wake surfers are stupid and are destroying peoples stuff with their "sick huge waves" But I will say at least Mullen is not having sex with a shark.

Get this BS off here, Leo.

..and then he dumped the waste tank on his camper in the storm drain and drove away.

Siiiiiiick brah

"Dirty Laundry" song playing...

This is actually a pretty redeeming video considering he's always seemed like an epic dork

"Florida Coach Dan Mullen Spent His Holiday in Front of a Blue Screen" FIFY

Wakeboats are trashy. The flat-bill wearing drivers crank up their awful bro country music, damage shorelines and shoreline structures, and make fishing dangerous. The owners are almost always morons who spend their time at home in a trailer raising venomous reptiles and large birds like parrots.

wearing a hat