Arkansas QB Brandon Allen Hired Masseuse To Enlarge His Hands
Matt Bush-USA TODAY Sports
Arkansas QB Brandon Allen thinks his 8.5 inches size hands will be a problem for NFL scouts. Teams look for QBs with hands 9 inches or bigger apparently. So he told Fox Sports he hired a masseuse to stretch those puppies out...

“It’s obviously something I can’t control,” Allen said, before adding that as part of his draft training process, the masseuse who helps the athletes with recovery has also been working twice a week on stretching out the QB’s hands “to maybe get another 1/2 inch or 1/4 inch here or there because the muscles in my hands were really tight and this can loosen them up. I have long fingers.

“It’s worth a shot.”
Sure, why not?

Filed Under: Arkansas Sports
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Doug Masters101 months
LOL to Dignan
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Dignan101 months
Doug, Your prostate?
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kilo1234101 months
When I want my hands to appear larger, I put them on my tiny penis. That usually does the trick.
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Doug Masters101 months
My masseuse enlarged something once
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Chicken101 months
Same thing happened to George Costanza...
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Black n Gold101 months
Sounds like he's been beating his meat too much.
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atltiger6487101 months
can that masseuse lengthen something else?
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