kilo1234
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re: The most undateable woman in America
Posted by kilo1234 on 4/11/16 at 9:27 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
I've seen makeup make a -3 look like a solid 2. I'm pretty sure it could fix this.
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re: What Would you do if Somebody Slapped you in the Face?
Posted by kilo1234 on 4/10/16 at 9:42 am to TigerFanInSouthland
1. Check his knuckles, then proceed to step 2a or 2b.
2a. Fill the whole room with uppercut.
2b. Apologize for my offense and offer to buy him a drink.
2a. Fill the whole room with uppercut.
2b. Apologize for my offense and offer to buy him a drink.
No, but your threads are. And Rebeloke's.
re: The wife getting over-weight
Posted by kilo1234 on 4/6/16 at 9:08 pm to thickandthin
Need pics to make a determination on the right course of action.
re: Will Randy and Shannon's relationship survive this scandal?
Posted by kilo1234 on 4/6/16 at 8:48 pm to Asgard Device
not ever post shite like that again.
re: Thank you, Paige, for helping me feel better
Posted by kilo1234 on 4/6/16 at 9:35 am to boosiebadazz
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Thought this was going to be about a blowjob.
Me too. I was thinking, "Is it common practice to thank loose women for blowjobs?"
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Thank you, Paige, for helping me feel better
I expected a much, much different thread.
I'll fill that whole parking lot with uppercut, you hear me?
If you even dream of laying a finger on me, you'd better wake up and apologize.
I'm a bad man. If you're on the phone with God and I call, you'd better click over and see what the frick I want.
If you ever see me in a fight with a bear, you'd better jump in and help...the bear.
If you even dream of laying a finger on me, you'd better wake up and apologize.
I'm a bad man. If you're on the phone with God and I call, you'd better click over and see what the frick I want.
If you ever see me in a fight with a bear, you'd better jump in and help...the bear.
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Because offffff......
He's been triggered. The fact that you don't know why is in itself a micro-aggression.
re: Do you think women expect/hope for movie/TV type relationships?
Posted by kilo1234 on 4/6/16 at 9:01 am to tiggerthetooth
Yes. TV, specifically "reality" TV is ruining society.
You should offer them drugs in retaliation for their hashtag usage. #felloffthewagon
Pizza person was a douche for writing that. Nurse (or nurse's friend) was a 100x bigger douche for whining about it. Just eat your fricking pizza.
Looks like he's already had at least one frontal lobotomy.
re: Walter Reed's SugarDaddie account records sought for evidence
Posted by kilo1234 on 4/5/16 at 5:33 pm to SuperSaint
A corrupt Louisiana politician? Get the frick out of here...
re: Where to sell my truck?
Posted by kilo1234 on 4/5/16 at 8:46 am to LSUTIGERTAILG8ER
Price of oil gotcha down?
re: Good teeth...is it genetic?
Posted by kilo1234 on 4/5/16 at 8:36 am to Walt OReilly
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Why don't you brush your teeth at night?
He coats them with sperm for the nighttime.
re: Do women like trashy guys? Walking Dead related
Posted by kilo1234 on 4/5/16 at 8:18 am to Evil Little Thing
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I don't really have a type, but he is not attractive to me at all.
So you're saying you'll pretty much frick anyone? :lol: :cheers:
re: Gym Moron of the Week
Posted by kilo1234 on 4/5/16 at 8:04 am to theunknownknight
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on a related note. I'm bulking back up and my body resembles Stallone's in Rocky IV.
Are you more shredded than a Julienne salad?
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try to push myself to 20 minutes even when it's no longer enjoyable just to make sure I get all of the other men's semen out.
Sex with your mom takes a solid hour for the same reason.
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