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I've seen makeup make a -3 look like a solid 2. I'm pretty sure it could fix this....
1. Check his knuckles, then proceed to step 2a or 2b. 2a. Fill the whole room with uppercut. 2b. Apologize for my offense and offer to buy him a drink. ...
No, but your threads are. And Rebeloke's....

re: The wife getting over-weight

Posted by kilo1234 on 4/6/16 at 9:08 pm
Need pics to make a determination on the right course of action....
not ever post shite like that again....
[quote]Thought this was going to be about a blowjob. [/quote] Me too. I was thinking, "Is it common practice to thank loose women for blowjobs?"...
[quote]Thank you, Paige, for helping me feel better[/quote] I expected a much, much different thread....
I'll fill that whole parking lot with uppercut, you hear me? If you even dream of laying a finger on me, you'd better wake up and apologize. I'm a bad man. If you're on the phone with God and I call, you'd better click over and see what the frick I want. If you ever see me in a fight with...
[quote]Because offffff...... [/quote] He's been triggered. The fact that you don't know why is in itself a micro-aggression....
Yes. TV, specifically "reality" TV is ruining society....

re: New worst type of Facebook poster

Posted by kilo1234 on 4/6/16 at 7:14 am
You should offer them drugs in retaliation for their hashtag usage. #felloffthewagon...
Pizza person was a douche for writing that. Nurse (or nurse's friend) was a 100x bigger douche for whining about it. Just eat your fricking pizza....
Looks like he's already had at least one frontal lobotomy....
A corrupt Louisiana politician? Get the frick out of here......

re: Where to sell my truck?

Posted by kilo1234 on 4/5/16 at 8:46 am
Price of oil gotcha down?...

re: Good teeth...is it genetic?

Posted by kilo1234 on 4/5/16 at 8:36 am
[quote]Why don't you brush your teeth at night? [/quote] He coats them with sperm for the nighttime....
[quote][b]I don't really have a type[/b], but he is not attractive to me at all.[/quote] So you're saying you'll pretty much frick anyone? :lol: :cheers:...

re: Gym Moron of the Week

Posted by kilo1234 on 4/5/16 at 8:04 am
[quote]on a related note. I'm bulking back up and my body resembles Stallone's in Rocky IV. [/quote] Are you more shredded than a Julienne salad?...
[quote]try to push myself to 20 minutes even when it's no longer enjoyable just to make sure I get all of the other men's semen out.[/quote] Sex with your mom takes a solid hour for the same reason. ...