Bruce Leezard
| Favorite team: | New Orleans Saints  |
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| Number of Posts: | 56 |
| Registered on: | 2/27/2013 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: How do I make good friends?
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 6/5/13 at 9:16 pm
Here is a potential buddy that likes to live on the edge. Whats a little hepatitus c between a man and his bovine.
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re: How do I make good friends?
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 6/5/13 at 8:57 pm
if you're in starkville buy a cow and gallon of vaseline and some dental dams.
re: Ban OMlandshark for a minute
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 6/5/13 at 8:55 pm
I dont know alot about much but this readers, middle ground, non readers stuff maybe the most embarrassingly retarded issue this board has dealt with.
re: I have a question for this board
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 6/5/13 at 8:48 pm
stop killing folks in woodchippers please.
re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 5/5/13 at 9:23 am
What LFs time in the Vale has shown is no one will ever follow him in an official leadership position. His only shot is ruling from the shadows. He will set up Sansa with a great position and she will cut him off as soon as that happens.
re: Trilogy Films that Progressively got Better
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 5/5/13 at 2:58 am
hey sorry for being a jerk up in here. My suggestions were not sincere. I would submit the Toy Story series as a legit submission.
re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 5/5/13 at 2:53 am
Things i hope dont happen:
1) Everybody cant be milk brothers. Would be really lame of everyone is a Targ.
2) I am actively rooting against R + L = J. I am hoping the hot Septa with Tyrion is John's mom.
3) What if John has to warg into Stannis to avoid death. Would that make the prophesy of Stannis and John being AA true?
4) Littlefinger is not affiliated with any faction. His entire motivation has been trying to bag Cat and will be his undoing with regards to Sansa.
1) Everybody cant be milk brothers. Would be really lame of everyone is a Targ.
2) I am actively rooting against R + L = J. I am hoping the hot Septa with Tyrion is John's mom.
3) What if John has to warg into Stannis to avoid death. Would that make the prophesy of Stannis and John being AA true?
4) Littlefinger is not affiliated with any faction. His entire motivation has been trying to bag Cat and will be his undoing with regards to Sansa.
re: Trilogy Films that Progressively got Better
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 5/5/13 at 2:31 am
while your checking those out, check out Cannonball Run series. Dom fn Deloise. Crushes it.
re: Trilogy Films that Progressively got Better
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 5/5/13 at 2:28 am
I would also like to submit Smokey and the Bandit. Dumb smokeys. Jerry Reid has a cb. Ha ha ha.
re: Trilogy Films that Progressively got Better
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 5/5/13 at 2:22 am
The feduciary success of the Penatentary series alowed the directors to buy more attractive and talented actresses in each film. By the time they made the third film you could really relate to the anguish of the inmates when the guards violated their human rights.
re: Trilogy Films that Progressively got Better
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 5/5/13 at 2:08 am
Penitentary 1, 2, 3. Goddamn warden. Them girls didnt deserve to be treated so bad.
re: What holes do you see post-draft?
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 4/28/13 at 6:38 pm
I consider every human being that played on the worst NFL defense ever last year somewhat of a hole. Really hope they can turn it around but at some point the personnel on the field probably ought to be accountable.
re: The worst moment of your life
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 4/10/13 at 8:45 pm
I saw a grown man go incontinent in front of an assembly of folks. You dont know terror.
re: The worst moment of your life
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 4/10/13 at 8:41 pm
these stories are bad but crapping your pants and the associated personel accountability is far worse.
re: The worst moment of your life
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 4/10/13 at 8:39 pm
you are ok. its not like you crapped your pants or something.
re: The worst moment of your life
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 4/10/13 at 8:36 pm
probably crapped her pants with a bunch a folk knowing.
re: The worst moment of your life
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 4/10/13 at 8:31 pm
unless you crapped your pants at the funeral, you are in the wrong thread.
re: The worst moment of your life
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 4/10/13 at 8:26 pm
I crapped my pants at the end of the school day in third grade. Missed my carpool ride home and had to walk home with compromised underwear. Burned the underwear in the fireplace but had to be accountable to the carpool the next day.
re: I am not puting out tonight
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 4/10/13 at 8:20 pm
golf
re: I am not puting out tonight
Posted by Bruce Leezard on 4/10/13 at 8:02 pm
what in the world are you talking about rapekit?
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