
2ftJumpCutter
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Registered on: | 8/10/2012 |
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re: Auburn will rise again
Posted by 2ftJumpCutter on 12/18/20 at 7:27 am
I missed the other time. Remind me when that was.
re: If A&M and Bama played later this season, we’d kick their asses.
Posted by 2ftJumpCutter on 11/2/20 at 7:08 am
something about a frog having wings...…..
re: Any posters in Huntsville care to comment on this?
Posted by 2ftJumpCutter on 12/29/16 at 3:33 pm
My son in law is a Madison cop. He responded to the call. He said the victim was DOA at the hospital. Head shot.....
re: I went to a Whole Foods Market for the first time today
Posted by 2ftJumpCutter on 9/23/16 at 4:35 pm
That's why I call it "Whole...... Pay Check"
re: is sex better when you're in love
Posted by 2ftJumpCutter on 5/16/16 at 2:47 pm
Sex and Air are a lot alike........neither one is very important until you're not getting any.
re: Anyone have any good drunk stories?
Posted by 2ftJumpCutter on 5/6/16 at 4:13 pm
Went gambling in Tunica. I drank to hard and to fast.
Went to the room early(left wifey down on the gambling floor). I went right to sleep. I woke up in the wee hours of the morning. I had to pee really bad. I noticed wifey was in the bed so all was well. We always leave the bathroom closet door closed but we also always leave the bathroom light on. So I headed toward the little crack of light at the bottom of the door. I'm wearing nothing but my drawers. I open the door and close it behind me. That's when I discovered I was in the hotel corridor. Guess what's now locked......you guessed it. Did I mention that wifey is an incredibly hard sleeper? especially when she's been drinking too. Well there I was. Knuckles damn near bleeding from beating on the door & not sure what to do next. So....off I go to the elevator to head to the front desk. Nah....I can't do that. So.....I turn and head to the stairwell. Where am I going?.....So....It's back to the elevator.....nope I can't do it....Stand next to the door for what seemed like hours. Finally wifey got to missing me and opened the door. As soon as she opened it I was standing right in her face and said......"Is this room 2134"? She damn near choked me to death.
Went to the room early(left wifey down on the gambling floor). I went right to sleep. I woke up in the wee hours of the morning. I had to pee really bad. I noticed wifey was in the bed so all was well. We always leave the bathroom closet door closed but we also always leave the bathroom light on. So I headed toward the little crack of light at the bottom of the door. I'm wearing nothing but my drawers. I open the door and close it behind me. That's when I discovered I was in the hotel corridor. Guess what's now locked......you guessed it. Did I mention that wifey is an incredibly hard sleeper? especially when she's been drinking too. Well there I was. Knuckles damn near bleeding from beating on the door & not sure what to do next. So....off I go to the elevator to head to the front desk. Nah....I can't do that. So.....I turn and head to the stairwell. Where am I going?.....So....It's back to the elevator.....nope I can't do it....Stand next to the door for what seemed like hours. Finally wifey got to missing me and opened the door. As soon as she opened it I was standing right in her face and said......"Is this room 2134"? She damn near choked me to death.
re: Michigan vs Alabama take from a Bama fan
Posted by 2ftJumpCutter on 8/31/12 at 2:22 pm
I wonder how he REALLY feels about it. Jeez!
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