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re: Mizzou fans - best bar in Columbia?
Posted by tg0926 on 7/6/12 at 3:58 pm
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did Sophia's close?
It's open on the south end of town.
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re: Mizzou fans - best bar in Columbia?
Posted by tg0926 on 7/6/12 at 3:47 pm
Harpos (best bar), Booches (best burgers), Flat Branch (best beer/microbrewery)
re: SIAP: Your BCS School As A Drug
Posted by tg0926 on 7/6/12 at 3:41 pm
I didn't write it guys, just thought I'd share. A few are good for a laugh. Even Mizzou fans have to laugh at our own due to the iced kicker reference.
SIAP: Your BCS School As A Drug
Posted by tg0926 on 7/6/12 at 3:19 pm
Link to the rest
"SEC
ALABAMA: Cocaine. Undefeated, except for the big blank spots in the record taken by criminal sanction. Powerful. Can turn you into an unbelievable a-hole. Expensive, and has a strong correlation with criminal behavior. Brought to you by a vast, shadowy cartel.
AUBURN: Knockoff cocaine. Strong correlation with criminal behavior. High highs; lows often associated with cash-only exchanges. Brought to you by a small, shadowy cartel.
FLORIDA: Meth. Really only got big after 1990. Violent binges interspersed with long dormant periods. Commonalities: scaly skin, high profit margins, chews through management quickly, occasional disastrous explosions.
GEORGIA: Unsure about Georgia. Zero pattern, pretty good but not great, numbing...Xanax. UGA is Xanax.
LSU: Bourbon. Fuel for great achievements and ill-advised sexual escapades. Might make love to you. Might kill you with a shovel. Damages long term memory with repeated exposures.
TENNESSEE: Ketamine. Creates a trapped, hole-like experience for the user. Label on vial says "For use on subhuman primates only."
VANDERBILT: Nutmeg. Horrible visions, nausea, the last resort of desperate sailors.
KENTUCKY: Methadone. The sad substitute for the drug you cannot get.
TEXAS A&M: Acid. The drug most compatible with creating cults. Wild visions, never wears off. Makes you say things like, "hey, did you notice dog and God are the same words?"
MISSISSIPPI STATE: Mescaline, because you hear bells too, right?
MIZZOU: Over-the-counter ephedrine pills. Induces paranoia, sleeplessness, inability to sit still. May cause you to ice own kicker.
OLE MISS: Keyboard cleaner.
SOUTH CAROLINA: Gas-huffing. Hard to explain the appeal to non-devotees. Headaches, vomiting, delusions. Users are loyal beyond all reason.
ARKANSAS: Ayahuasca. a potent hallucinogen. "A religious sacrament that makes you see demons." NAILED IT."
"SEC
ALABAMA: Cocaine. Undefeated, except for the big blank spots in the record taken by criminal sanction. Powerful. Can turn you into an unbelievable a-hole. Expensive, and has a strong correlation with criminal behavior. Brought to you by a vast, shadowy cartel.
AUBURN: Knockoff cocaine. Strong correlation with criminal behavior. High highs; lows often associated with cash-only exchanges. Brought to you by a small, shadowy cartel.
FLORIDA: Meth. Really only got big after 1990. Violent binges interspersed with long dormant periods. Commonalities: scaly skin, high profit margins, chews through management quickly, occasional disastrous explosions.
GEORGIA: Unsure about Georgia. Zero pattern, pretty good but not great, numbing...Xanax. UGA is Xanax.
LSU: Bourbon. Fuel for great achievements and ill-advised sexual escapades. Might make love to you. Might kill you with a shovel. Damages long term memory with repeated exposures.
TENNESSEE: Ketamine. Creates a trapped, hole-like experience for the user. Label on vial says "For use on subhuman primates only."
VANDERBILT: Nutmeg. Horrible visions, nausea, the last resort of desperate sailors.
KENTUCKY: Methadone. The sad substitute for the drug you cannot get.
TEXAS A&M: Acid. The drug most compatible with creating cults. Wild visions, never wears off. Makes you say things like, "hey, did you notice dog and God are the same words?"
MISSISSIPPI STATE: Mescaline, because you hear bells too, right?
MIZZOU: Over-the-counter ephedrine pills. Induces paranoia, sleeplessness, inability to sit still. May cause you to ice own kicker.
OLE MISS: Keyboard cleaner.
SOUTH CAROLINA: Gas-huffing. Hard to explain the appeal to non-devotees. Headaches, vomiting, delusions. Users are loyal beyond all reason.
ARKANSAS: Ayahuasca. a potent hallucinogen. "A religious sacrament that makes you see demons." NAILED IT."
re: When Will the East be Respectable?
Posted by tg0926 on 11/15/11 at 1:58 pm
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Blake Griffin.
re: Introduction to Mizzou Video
Posted by tg0926 on 11/15/11 at 10:16 am
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3. Tearing down goal posts and rushing the field is not acceptable for an SEC school.
This is something I completely agree with.
re: Introduction to Mizzou Video
Posted by tg0926 on 11/15/11 at 10:13 am
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It's funny how mentally I'll-equipped Mizzou fans are for the SEC.
Look at it this way Mizzou fan: Houston Nutt has had as much success in the SEC as Pinkel has in the B12. Nutt wAs just fired in the middle of the season. Pinkel is celebrated as the best coach in Mizzou history.
See what I'm driving at?
Pinkel is celebrated at Mizzou because he completely turned the program around from the complete shambles it was in during the 80's and much of the 90's. We went from losing records to annual bowl contention. Most fans know that Pinkel is not going to win us a national championship... though that might be more on his coordinators. However he is nearing the end of his career so Mizzou will keep him around until he retires in the next couple of years.
re: Introduction to Mizzou Video
Posted by tg0926 on 11/15/11 at 10:07 am
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You seem like an ok poster, so I'm going to give you a couple of tips:
1. You need thick skin to post here.
2. Ignore the jabs. You're the new kid, so we're all going to pick on you at some point.
3. The SEC is a family, we hate on each other, but no one else is allowed to hate on us. We stick up for each other when outsiders are concerned.
I understand. Believe me as a Mizzou fan, my skin has been thickening for YEARS! I'm not disrespecting any team in the SEC. It's the premier league, that's why Mizzou fans flipped out when we found out is was even remotely possible we were joining.
These guys can talk crap all they want, but I hold my ground and say Mizzou will surprise a lot of you.
re: Introduction to Mizzou Video
Posted by tg0926 on 11/15/11 at 9:52 am
But these guys are all mean :wah:
Like we're not used to hearing this same garbage from Texas and OU. I never said Mizzou would come in and dominate, although being in the East, there is only 1 maybe 2 teams I don't see us hanging with right off the bat. Texas just said the same stuff about the Tigers. Mizzou not only beat them, they didn't even allow them to score a TD... first time Texas has been held without a TD in 7 years. We are not NC material right now, but we're not push-overs either.
Like we're not used to hearing this same garbage from Texas and OU. I never said Mizzou would come in and dominate, although being in the East, there is only 1 maybe 2 teams I don't see us hanging with right off the bat. Texas just said the same stuff about the Tigers. Mizzou not only beat them, they didn't even allow them to score a TD... first time Texas has been held without a TD in 7 years. We are not NC material right now, but we're not push-overs either.
re: Introduction to Mizzou Video
Posted by tg0926 on 11/15/11 at 9:07 am
Wait... did a cock just try talking smack about Mizzou?
Mizzou vs. South Carolina, 2005 Independence Bowl
As far as tailgating, I have to admit I'm usually pretty tame... pretty much just drinking, grilling and having a good time.
Mizzou vs. South Carolina, 2005 Independence Bowl
As far as tailgating, I have to admit I'm usually pretty tame... pretty much just drinking, grilling and having a good time.
Introduction to Mizzou Video
Posted by tg0926 on 11/15/11 at 8:53 am
Hey everyone,
Looking over a lot of the SEC message boards, I've found that not many SEC fans are aware of the traditions and fan passion that Mizzou has. While it's true we aren't national title contenders in most sports, it is NOT true that our fan base has no passion or that we lack in history or tradition. I made a quick video for fun, and to give our new SEC brothers and sisters a quick glimpse of Mizzou. Hope you enjoy... we are excited to be in the SEC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV_6PrU-UGA
Looking over a lot of the SEC message boards, I've found that not many SEC fans are aware of the traditions and fan passion that Mizzou has. While it's true we aren't national title contenders in most sports, it is NOT true that our fan base has no passion or that we lack in history or tradition. I made a quick video for fun, and to give our new SEC brothers and sisters a quick glimpse of Mizzou. Hope you enjoy... we are excited to be in the SEC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV_6PrU-UGA
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