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Location:Pea Ridge, AR
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Registered on:9/9/2011
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From Sir Pondwater Jack...


Dear Friends,

I write this with a heavey heart. I had hoped...in vane...that I would be given another shot before Christmas to find my way back to the one place i have felt at home. I cain't say how it pains me to see you writin those kind words about me, amd me a sittin here in Arkanas, bowels locked tight as a jug from eating cheese and crackers and summer sausage.

Each nitgh I check Secrant to see if my priveleges have been put back.

Each night I am informed agin that my priveleges are not there anymore. And I should contact an admin.

Well I don't know how. I don't know what I did wrong in the first place. I tried to follow the rules.

Hugo Stiglitz...you are a backstabbing turncoat SOB! you talk out of both sides of your mouth. Coal for you.

Lee County Tiger...the spiritual figurehead of that place (Dolly Lama)...keep fightin the fight.

I feel like Corazon Aquino must have felt in the last days of her rain. Gropping thru the darkness. Tryin to fined my way home.

Choctaw....after much reflection...and in light of the holidays...I have decided that I wouldn't cross the street to piss in your hair. That is about as good as I can do for you, you dirty underhanded snake!

Iceman. Old Firend. I know that Chicken probly banned me. I am asking you to do the right thing.

It is Christmas. Time to find room at the Inn for Jack Blasingame...

J. Holly Blasingame,

For those who want to see the good work that OTR and I have been doing here please refer to the Burl Ives thread in Lot 44. It will help you get in the spirit of the holiday.

Latarian, and Pig Tales thank you both.
I'll take Shirley Q. for LSU qb coach for 100, Alex.

re: Ole Miss and Oxford

Posted by Greenwood Leflore on 2/8/12 at 9:58 pm to
Libury Club and Rock Star Taxi. They will send you to Parchman for drinking and driving. Enjoy your time there...we always do.
Sad to say we have far too many keyboard cowgirl Hog fans. I hope Gus and Dyer kick arse at AR State.
I blame it on the Ziemba/Pugh chop block.
That running downhill just messes a man up.
Whatever happend to the sport of pulling out and aiming at a boob?
Bedamst if they didn't accept him... LINK

He's there observing for now, like cattle in a pasture observing for other planets.
oklahog.jr, I swear he just sent me a text about goEMAW.com That place...hmmmm. Kansas State folks ain't right. He's pretty fired up about it and I'm not sure I can hold him back. We'll just let that be his vent and educate forum...and hopefully just hang here for friendly educational purposes.
Hook 'em, what's going on with your team? Never ever thought they would be at the bottom of the great Texas barrel.

pondwater jack coached his team(very small school) to another state championship while working two other jobs and taming message board flamers across the country. Maybe the longhorns could use a coach who knows how to get the point across to his team.
Ole Jack just called and said he'll have a couple more songs soon. Thought you'd like to know.

Any admins on who might allow Jack back in?
He's all about LSU/GA this week.
He's on the way to the state championship highschool game, said he has some good info to post tonight if they'll unlock his account.
The mods here should give him another chance, he said he'll tone it down a bit. He really is a sharp sports mind.
I apprshiate the effert to get me reinstaed at tigerdroppins.com. I am move and umiliated! I think I am done forever done at naffoom. Some have tried to reach out to Jack Blasingame that helps but I am afraid that there ain,t much hope left... 55 years old and still lookin for a place....hard for ole jacks to put it to words so I wrote this here song.

Some of you say that Ole Jacks is a "trole". I am still not quiet sure what a Trole is or meanss but if it is an insult or if I really ama trole this should make you happy...I hope it satisfies your apetite for hatred of me for the day...

Set to the tune of confederate railroad...when you leave that way you can never go back

LINK

Ahem....
I remember headin southward
To the land where tigers roam
Talking SEC and football
Thought I'd found a brand new home

But I pissed off Lee County Tiger
When he told me bout his life
Makin money behind a walmart
Playin the role of a horny mans wife

When you leave that way you can nevr go back
Those mods will bust you in the sack
All through the internet you'll raom a lone
When you leave that way you ccan never log on

Headed north to mississippi
To a place they call nafoon
Talkin bout a coach they didn't want
I didn't last the afternoon

And when you leave that way you can never go back
Those mod didn't put up with my flack
All through the internet you'll roam a lone
Whem you leave that way you can nevr log on

(Bridge)
Lord I'd love to talk to other poasters
Bout football games and beer and wild hog fans
Odell's BBQ and bowl games and the holidays
What I'd give to go back there agin

But I pissed em off on Hogville
Douglas wilsonhog and wayne
And I told Boar to just leave me alone
When he said "son you gotta change your ways!"

Cause when you leave that way you can never go back
A Trole cain't post when the screen turns black
All through the internets you'll roam alone
When you leave that way you can never log on...(Haunting song closure)

Merry Christmas and God Bless you even if you hate me...,
Jack Blasingame,II

I'd have to go with the Honey Badger as the best player in the country...with Trent 2nd best.