Favorite team:Ole Miss 
Location:The Deadening
Biography:Life's too short to smoke cheap cigars.
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Registered on:5/12/2005
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WeBoost cell booster (with big antenna) Racing fuel can with gas (make sure the spout is visible to everyone) Yeti 45qt RanchHand grillguard Tinted windows...
Ole Bennie trying to keep his masters happy. ...
[quote]Imagine if the bangers were proficient shooters?[/quote] The world would be a better place if they understood basic marksmanship...
I hated all of my English/Lit classes. I enjoyed reading, but I hated being told “what to read.” To this day I despise Shakespeare. ...
Things have drastically improved for black Memphians after removing NB Forrest’s grave and monument from downtown. ...

re: Best off the shelf BBQ sauces

Posted by Tear It Up on 4/18/24 at 8:45 pm
Heinz Memphis Style Sauce...
[quote]Drop a huge deuce on the floor right in front of the toilet[/quote] Did this once at a Walgreens. Had to have a massive shite and the toilet was already clogged up with shite and toilet paper- like water damn near to the top. I layed a mat of toilet paper on the floor and popped a squat....
Prefer using a urinal, but if using a commode I lift the seat with my foot and flush with my foot. For public restroom shits I keep individually wrapped Clorox wipes and arse gaskets in my truck. Wipe the seat down with the Clorox wipe leaving it damp enough for the arse gasket to adhere to the se...

re: Rear Tine Rototiller Suggestions

Posted by Tear It Up on 4/15/24 at 5:41 pm
Can’t beat a Honda. Buy once cry once...
To set the stage for a one world government...
I miss the good ole days when fire hoses, batons, and German shepherds were acceptable forms of protest control. ...
Imagine how different it would be if only male landowners were allowed to vote?...
[quote]Temik meatballs[/quote] Golden Malrin fly bait is easier for most people to find. Make a peanut butter fold over sandwich with the fly bait in it. Or you could go for the slow kill with bacon grease soaked sponges. ...
Is there a good website that shows total accumulated rain for the last 24-48 hours? ...
Krystals are pretty trashy but I still love them. Most of the restaurants need a complete make over, or at least an intense cleaning. The workers are ghettofabulous. ...
Signs and wonders- but I think once you quit hearing "sir" and "ma'am," the rest is soon to follow. ...
[quote]It's kind of amazing how these guys are always doing the rest of us a favor by taking each other out[/quote] They really need to expedite the process of self-eradication- society would greatly benefit from it. ...
Ole Dan “hold her tighter she’s a fighter” Schneider...
Gun shows used to be fun until the early 90’s. You could load up on Confederate flags stickers (“you wear your X and I will wear mine”) and Paladin Press books that taught you how to make napalm, the best way to kill someone with an ice pick, and how to survive in the wilderness. ...