BevoEatsTigers

Haven't stopped by your message board in a while, but I thought ya'll might be interested in some breaking news.

I'm pretty sure it's legit.

Yes indeed. It's been a helluva month. :cheers:

Damn.

That gorilla on the right has a HUGE, um, er. . chainsaw.

And Augie doesn't even look scared. Always cool under pressure.

Now this I can agree with.

I hate the damn "V"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have re-read that penis comment 5 times already and it still makes absolutely no sense to me.

I must say though, please don't let these random quotes give you a bad view of all Texas fans. We are not all crazed, uneducated drunks.

In fact, I are very smart!

Burp.

This is the only 1 star NBA champion I can think of

1994 Houston Rockets

HAKEEM OLAJUWON 34 Center 6-11 250 30 Houston, 1984
OTIS THORPE 33 Power Forward 6-10 248 31 Providence, 1984
VERNON MAXWELL 11 Shooting Guard 6-4 190 28 Florida, 1988
KENNY SMITH 30 Point Guard 6-3 170 28 North Carolina, 1987
CHRIS JENT 21 Guard 6-7 220 24 Ohio State, 1992
ROBERT HORRY 25 Forward 6-10 230 23 Alabama, 1992
MARIO ELIE 17 Guard/Forward 6-5 225 29 American International, 1985
SAM CASSELL 10 Point Guard 6-3 185 23 Florida State, 1993
SCOTT BROOKS 1 Point Guard 5-11 165 28 UC-Irvine, 1987
CARL HERRERA 7 Power Forward 6-9 225 26 Houston, 1990
LARRY ROBINSON 20 Shooting Guard 6-3 180 25 Centenary, 1990
MATT BULLARD 50 Forward 6-10 228 26 Iowa, 1990
RICHARD PETRUSKA 3 Center 6-10 230 24 UCLA, 1993
EARL CURETON 35 Forward/Center 6-9 215 36 Detroit, Robert Morris, 1980
ERIC RILEY

I'm 3/4 queer, 1/4 steer.

Congratulations fellas.

I'm just playin around. I've been boozin heavy.

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I just found this guy's vids yesterday and i'm laughing my arse off...this is my favorite:

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That guy makes Richard Simmons look cool.

You ever parked a bicycle in an airplane hanger?