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3/4/24. Was drinking 5 fifths a week plus beer for years. Ended up with alcoholic neuropathy. Now, I’ve lost 85 pounds and I actually dream again.
I use a spreadsheet and Goodreads.
Dave Matthews Band. All sounds exactly the same. Plus his whiny libtard bullshite gets old.

re: Vidalia onions

Posted by Big Chipper on 7/15/26 at 5:32 pm to
Chop the end off, wrap it in foil and cover with butter, salt and pepper. Wrap tightly and bake at least 45 minutes until it’s brown and soft. Take it out, chop it up and spread over crostini with either a goat cheese or cream cheese shmear.

re: Canned Chicken in Gumbo

Posted by Big Chipper on 7/15/26 at 5:29 pm to
My sister in law made buffalo chicken dip and was telling everyone how she made it. Yep…canned chicken. It sat mostly uneaten after the disclosure.
Ain’t nobody got no time for no damn video ;)
Misleading. We do have the largest gold stockpile in the world, but the largest amount is at the Federal Reserve Bank in Manhattan not Ft. Knox.
Ran it through Grok:

make a list of PG13 or R-rated movies that are more joke forward and not "dramedy" or family friendly of the last 6 yearsHere’s a curated list of PG-13 or (mostly) R-rated movies from roughly 2020–2026 that lean heavily into joke-forward, raunchy, absurd, or crude humor. These are more pure comedies or action-comedies with strong gag/slapstick/insult-driven elements, avoiding dramedies with heavy drama or family-friendly vibes.
I focused on films where the comedy is the primary driver—lots of crude jokes, awkward situations, meta humor, or gross-out gags—while confirming ratings via sources like IMDb/Rotten Tomatoes.
Standouts (R-rated, raunchy/joke-heavy):

No Hard Feelings (2023, R) — Jennifer Lawrence as a broke woman hired to seduce a socially awkward teen. Classic raunchy premise with sex jokes, nudity, and physical comedy. Very much in the vein of older R-rated sex comedies.
Joy Ride (2023, R) — A wild road-trip buddy comedy with four friends (led by Ashley Park and Stephanie Hsu) involving crude sexual humor, drugs, gross-out gags, and cultural satire. Extremely joke-dense and unapologetic.
Bottoms (2023, R) — High school girls (Ayo Edebiri & Rachel Sennott) start a fight club to hook up with cheerleaders. Absurdist, queer, crude, and packed with sharp, vulgar teen comedy.
Palm Springs (2020, R) — Andy Samberg and Cristin Milioti in a time-loop wedding comedy. Heavy on witty banter, drugs, sex jokes, and existential gags without turning overly dramatic.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022, R) — Nicolas Cage plays a fictionalized version of himself in a meta action-comedy with Pedro Pascal. Self-referential jokes, buddy humor, and Cage-isms galore.

Other solid mentions (2020–2026, PG-13 to R):

Strays (2023, R) — Talking dogs on a revenge quest (Will Ferrell, Jamie Foxx voices). Very crude animal comedy with swearing and gross humor.
The Machine (2023, R) — Bert Kreischer’s semi-autobiographical action-comedy with mobsters and wild flashbacks. Joke-heavy stand-up style extended to film.
One of Them Days (2025, R) — Keke Palmer and SZA in a chaotic day-in-the-life caper comedy with urban humor and high energy (throwback vibe).

Notes:

Pure R-rated studio comedies have been rarer lately, so many lean into action or meta elements while staying joke-forward (e.g., Massive Talent). Avoided things like Barbie (more satirical/family-leaning PG-13), Glass Onion (mystery-comedy), or heavier dramedies.
PG-13 options are trickier for truly "not family-friendly" crude humor, but titles like certain Ryan Reynolds vehicles (Free Guy is more family; look for edgier ones) or specific 2025–2026 releases can fit if you want lighter profanity.
Availability varies by streaming/platform—check current services. Many are on Netflix, Hulu, etc.

These should deliver consistent laughs without veering into heartfelt drama. If you want more details on any or a specific sub-type (e.g., more raunchy or action-comedy), let me know!

re: Dealing with work stress.

Posted by Big Chipper on 6/24/26 at 3:03 pm to
I call bullshite. Everyone knows that blowjobs stop after marriage.
$12,800 in 1988. When I retired in 2024, I was making $125,000. Now I get $75,000 annually for life from pension.

re: Anyone here ever quit drinking?

Posted by Big Chipper on 5/30/26 at 11:45 am to
March 4 last year I ran out of bourbon and decided that that was it.

I was drinking 2 handles of bourbon and a couple of 12 packs of IPA a week. Was tired of spending over $500 a month on alcohol. My blood sugar was getting elevated and I gained a lot of weight. Was doing this for years. The final straw was that I got alcoholic neuropathy and now my feet are permanently numb and hypersensitive at the same time. That’s permanent.

Never got DTs, and rarely ever felt bad. I just know I was slowly killing myself.

Now all my blood work is normal, I’ve lost 80 pounds and feel much better overall. It is hard around social activities, but I can sub in a Guinness 0 every once in a while and all is good. Best thing I ever did.

Ball Watch is not a manufacture of their own movements. They use and modify ETA/Selitta movements. Rolex, Grand Seiko and Omega manufacture their own movements inhouse. Not making their own is a problem from some buyers. If I'm spending 5 digits on a watch, I'd rather buy from a company that makes their own. YMMV

re: Jobs You Had as a Kid

Posted by Big Chipper on 5/26/26 at 3:10 pm to
Worked at the water slide just past Acadiana Mall in the early 80s. Also worked at Luther's BBQ from 83' to 84'. All before I was 15 lol...
Yeah...was just pointing it out. sorry if I came across dickish.
3 best:

1) Shane Gillis
2) Katt Williams
3) Jeff "the cancer" Ross