Bear Steals Dude's Golf Clubs From Cart

must have been after the cheetoes and candy bars he had in the side pouch

When nature itself says your golf game sucks. They are tired of you hitting balls in the woods and ruining their naps, so a bear steps up and stops you from playing golf. At this point, you quit golfing.

"a bear stole my clubs" goes on the list just after "a dog ate my homework."

That bear's handler just got himself a set of clubs.

Embarrassing