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re: FRANK WILSON POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF DUDLEY LEBLANC'S HADACOL

Posted by JordanJeffersonPilot on 10/30/25 at 11:29 am to MtVernon

You post fig so it's clearly possible

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re: Landry being interviewed on ESPN right now by McAfee

Posted by JordanJeffersonPilot on 10/30/25 at 11:26 am to CatsGoneWild

Our governor ain't lettin' no out-of-state CLOWNS tell us how to run OUR university - man bleeds purple and gold and got that Vermilion Parish FIGHT in him!!!

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LANDRY AIN'T HIRING NO SOFT AS* CARPETBAGGERS WHO THINK ZATARAIN'S IS REAL CREOLE SEASONIN

Posted by JordanJeffersonPilot on 10/30/25 at 11:21 am

Jeff Landry told the Board straight up that Dan Lanning wears FLEECE VESTS in Eugene and probably thinks crawfish come pre-peeled, while Lane Kiffin's scared to recruit below I-10 without a TRANSLATOR!!! These national search pUssies don't know you gotta bring CASH to Lutcher for unofficial visits or that West Bank recruiters only meet at the Boomtown Casino buffet!!! Mickey Joseph coached at Archbishop Shaw in '98 where he taught future NFL kids to run routes in the RECTORY PARKING LOT!!! He was calling plays at Grambling when he turned walk-ons into SWAC champions and his LSU receiver corps from 2019 (Ja'Marr Chase, Justin Jefferson, Terrace Marshall) caught more TDs than Florida's had FANS since Tebow!!! Lane Kiffin would show up to recruit Terrebonne Parish asking "where's the Starbucks?" while Mickey's already at Schriever High knowing which shrimper's son runs a 4.3!!! He coached at Nicholls AND La Tech AND Desire Street Academy using the same playbook written on shrimp boat receipts!!! The man went to NEBRASKA and made corn-fed farm boys throw slants like they from the 7th Ward!!!

Landry already got Father Thibodaux to BLESS THE CONTRACT at St. Joseph's!!!

Tulane sucks truck nuts.

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FRANK WILSON POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF DUDLEY LEBLANC'S HADACOL

Posted by JordanJeffersonPilot on 10/30/25 at 10:58 am

Caught Frank Wilson behind the abandoned Evangeline Maid bread factory in Crowley sacrificin' a sack of Steens cane syrup to the ghost of Amos Thibodaux (the one who got blackballed from the '97 team for puttin' a copperhead in Mike Archer's gumbo), and he told me we installin' the "Coushatta Casino Comeback" where Josh Reed's illegitimate son gonna catch passes thrown by a quarterback who ain't even born yet!!! Our defensive coordinator been studyin' the '03 footage where Matt Mauck scrambled for 19 yards but BACKWARDS IN TIME, while our offensive line been snortin' dried roux powder mixed with Eddie Thibodaux's cremated ashes (RIP to a real one who stabbed THREE referees in 1996)!!! DeAngelo Peterson's mama's hairdresser told me Frank got the whole team drinkin' that brown water from False River where them governmental bodies supposedly at!!!