Yellowhammer Bammer
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Mobile |
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| Number of Posts: | 155 |
| Registered on: | 11/25/2023 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Can anyone think of a time when the Alabama hate...
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/5/23 at 5:15 am
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They bend over for Bama if they’re close to being in.
Well, whats wrong with that? If we are close to being in anyway, why shouldn't they bend over? It sure makes things a lot more simple that way.
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re: Porn stars wish they had the taint strength of the average LSU fan
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/5/23 at 4:58 am
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But Nick and the Tide sucks dick when they're on the outside trying to get in though...
Everyday, all day, lsu fans love talking about that dick.
re: Booger Looking Crazy
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/5/23 at 4:16 am
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It's better than any of your other posts.
If you can't make fun of a grown man named Booger, who can you? Thanks for the compliment.
re: "UGA Fans are the worst" - The SECRant
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/5/23 at 3:50 am
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Damn, that might be the most brutal and slanderous take down in rant history. I mean…just damn.
It stings because it's true. :cheers:
re: Booger Looking Crazy
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/5/23 at 3:10 am
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Go to bed
I can put boogers on heads if I want to.
Booger Looking Crazy
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/5/23 at 3:09 am
re: LSU melt hitting national news
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/5/23 at 12:34 am
I read this article right before you posted it.
re: 2019 Playoff Committee Bias
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/5/23 at 12:22 am
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LSU doesn’t get to make decisions in college football. Only Alabama does.
It all started so long ago that us Bama fans just take it for granted that we own everything and everyone.
Bryant and his heavy involvement with the local Birmingham Red Elephant Clubs were the basis for much of that foundation. It's no wonder he chose Birmingham to be buried.
He loved the clubs in Southside he would spend time at with the most powerful business owners and corporate leaders and political movers and shakers in Birmingham and the South.
There was no more fertile recruiting area in the Southeast than the huge high schools in the then industrial behemoth of Birmingham. The marquee games at Legion Field were icing on the cake.
That era and all it entailed was the genesis for the power the Crimson Tide still wields to this day but, the spark of that power began way back in the 20's when Bama first opened up the South to the rest of the nation in terms of athletics.
Saban has continued the tradition in a grand fashion. He is connected in so many different ways it is mind-boggling.
re: New Texas helmet logo design
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/4/23 at 11:43 pm
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It’s not you it’s me. Perhaps I was just frighted by an unoriginal a-hole alter as a child.
You shouldn't be frighted. Calm down.
re: New Texas helmet logo design
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/4/23 at 11:42 pm
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This smells like some lonely aggy sitting in his mom's basement, foaming at the mouth that big brother made the playoffs before he did and how tu is going to ruin the SEC because reasons.
Chances are the last time this alter has seen a vagina was when he flopped out of his mom's hairy wizard sleeve.
I definitely don't believe this alter is a Missouri fan as he claims. But, I also don't believe it is an A&M fan.
It has all the hallmarks of an lsu fan, really. Retardation, unreasonable anger, its thoughts are mostly jumbled, and an almost spurned lover infatuation with Alabama fans.
I'm betting on it being a coonass. You may be right, but I personally would not put money on that.
re: "UGA Fans are the worst" - The SECRant
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/4/23 at 11:32 pm
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Would explain the corndog smell.
And the stupid way they talk and their general appearance and so many other things.
Once the Americans took over Louisiana, they forced all the little greasy mongrels into schools, they had never heard of the concept, and forced them to speak English.
It was an attempt to civilize them for their own good; it didn't work.
re: "UGA Fans are the worst" - The SECRant
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/4/23 at 11:27 pm
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Stealing this TIA
It's documented history. You are welcome to it. :cheers:
re: "UGA Fans are the worst" - The SECRant
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/4/23 at 11:09 pm
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Another LSU fan referencing sucking penis and stroking balls...Checks out.
It's who they are. It is a little known fact that when the bastardized Acadians were ran out of Canada, like cowards by the English, they relied on gratuitous amounts of homosexual behavior until they started mating with the Indians and African slaves they integrated with to become modern day "Cajuns".
The powerful men, the English, kept most of their women and then ran the rest of them out of the country.
With thousands and thousands of cowardly men and just a handful of ugly women that the English didn't want, the Acadians turned hard into homosexuality for decades and decades in the deep, dank swamps of modern day Louisiana before they accumulated enough women from various places, and through inbreeding, to sate their desires for other men.
So, when the lsu fans here continually talk about dick sucking, it's something they kind of do unconsciously, like many of us blink or sneeze. They don't even realize it is happening and just consider it normal behavior.
They were such absolute human trash that even the French, the real French people in New Orleans and environs, wouldn't let them settle among them. That is why New Orleans is not "Cajun Country". All the trash were forced to live in the swamps in the outskirts.
re: Why Didn’t Kirby Challenge The No Catch?
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/4/23 at 10:55 pm
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Why do you think? I think he knew the refs were in Bama’s pocket and the challenge was useless.
By that point he was a beat puppy.
As much as I hate to say it, it is likely much more sinister than this. I know people have not forgotten that Smart used to work for Saban; they were buddies actually, not just employer and employee.
In this friendship, Saban was the alpha dog. I fear Smart may have just been afraid of challenging his friend/mentor and perhaps losing that friendship as a result.
Saban therefore used a friendship as a battering ram against Smart and basically had him "friendtimidated" into not challenging the call.
re: I appreciate Saban speaking up for us. He didn't have to do that....
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/4/23 at 10:49 pm
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Are you really Korean?
He looks like that actor off that movie that one time. Definitely not Korean.
re: New Texas helmet logo design
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/4/23 at 10:46 pm
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Not particularly angry. Just think your stuff is childish and I’m grateful you didn’t alter as a Mizzou fan. You’re making Bama fans look bad which, I understand perfectly, is your objective.
I haven't even joked around with any Missouri fans about anything. I don't know why you are seething with anger. What did I do? I'm just a regular poster trying to fit in and have a little bit of fun like everyone else.
How would I know that you were going to blow your top in a thread directed at Texas?
re: Best teams
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/4/23 at 10:37 pm
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You do realize Bama was without their #1 running back and best defensive player for the 2nd half - and the 2nd best defensive player was at 60% in the second half. So let’s stop with the Uga excuses
I'm glad you mentioned this. Jase McClellan was only at 14.8 percent and this is why he didn't even play in the game.
re: New Texas helmet logo design
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/4/23 at 10:30 pm
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Believe nothing this alter a-hole posts. His shtick is to select posts or web postings and alter them to say something else…a skill from which most 6th graders moved past being as rudimentary as it is with available technology these days. Still, if that’s all ya got, hang tight!
Okay then, Mr. Angry Guy. You are officially on the record stating that the Texas Longhorns do not have a uterus on their helmet.
Is that what you wanted? You are going to feel kind of stupid when you realize you were wrong.
re: New Texas helmet logo design
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/4/23 at 10:14 pm
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You guys don’t hate horn at all. You guys white knight them in every thread. Never seen a Sooner troll horn here. I see more Sooners try to jump into A&M and LSU’s banter 98% of the time. We aren’t your rival!
I never knew about all this vagina related imagery associated with Texas until this thread. I've been looking online the last 30 minutes or so and it does seem like they are closely associated with being pussies, and have been for quite a while.
Just look at this:
re: New Texas helmet logo design
Posted by Yellowhammer Bammer on 12/4/23 at 10:06 pm
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That will be after spelling it like Texass
That is hilarious. Texass! Where do they come up with these names?
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