
Notmarch Nate
Favorite team: | Alabama ![]() |
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Biography: | I’m Cutty sark ban me lol |
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Number of Posts: | 112 |
Registered on: | 3/24/2023 |
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re: Will saban rise from the dead and win anything meaningful this year?
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 6/9/23 at 8:00 am
Nice try; I’m a bipoc but gender fluid
re: Will anyone in the SEC compete with OU in softball and gymnastics
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 6/8/23 at 9:40 pm
There’s no money in women’s sports so no one cares
re: OU vs FSU Softball Championship Series 7-9 Jun. OU wins Title!! 3 Peat!
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 6/8/23 at 9:17 pm
Lmao it’s softball literally no one cares
re: Will saban rise from the dead and win anything meaningful this year?
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 6/8/23 at 8:46 pm
I’m not an alter. I was unjustly banner for pointing out that EarlyCuyler was fond of humans not eligible for drivers licenses.
re: Will saban rise from the dead and win anything meaningful this year?
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 6/8/23 at 8:23 pm
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Are you for real, or are you just mocking all the posters on here that keep starting threads about Saban/Bama's demise?
This old codger told everyone with a straight face that a WR on his team in the peak physical condition of his life was scared of a 19 year old sorostitute
re: Will saban rise from the dead and win anything meaningful this year?
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 6/8/23 at 8:16 pm
Surprised you chose that gif for obvious reasons
Will saban rise from the dead and win anything meaningful this year?
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 6/8/23 at 8:09 pm
Last championship was in 2018 (please do not bring up seasons with girl kickers and 5 win playoff teams lmao you’re just lying to yourself) so it feels like it could be over. No longer spends his free time coaching players, just whining to politicians so the rules can skew back in his favor.
Sad watching the old man fade into obscurity. Hope he can retire and last longer than the couple of months ol Bear did.
Sad watching the old man fade into obscurity. Hope he can retire and last longer than the couple of months ol Bear did.
re: Trashiest SEC fanbases according to ChatGPT
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 6/3/23 at 11:51 am
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The large state-name schools just attract more redneck, bandwagon fans. I would bet that aside from Vandy, Auburn has the highest percentage of actual graduates of the school as a proportion of the total fan base than any other program in the league. It’s easy to choose to be a Bama fan which therefore attracts a lot of trashy people.
ie auburn sucks and no one chooses to be an auburn fan in a vacuum
re: Trashiest SEC fanbases according to ChatGPT
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 6/3/23 at 10:56 am
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Mostly classy tier: Arkansas
Lol who is gonna tell him
Trashiest SEC fanbases according to ChatGPT
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 6/3/23 at 10:39 am
Somehow barking at opposing fans is only good for 4th and sexually assaulting everyone’s eyes with milkmen is #3.
That said hard to argue with 1/2.
Lmao at auburn being so bad at sports their fan base doesn’t care #mediocre@everythingschool
re: I’m honestly super impressed that Kirby has been able to instill such a mindset at UGA.
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 5/31/23 at 10:45 am
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You need to work to be better.

Sorry the truth hurts. OP wants to build Kirby up like some great leader of men. Meanwhile players and staffers dying to an unaddressed street racing problem. Get over yourself.
re: I’m honestly super impressed that Kirby has been able to instill such a mindset at UGA.
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 5/31/23 at 9:58 am
Are you talking about the mindset of “I can’t risk a DUI so I’ll let my former teammate bleed out on the side of the road so I can get home and get a misdemeanor”?
re: Still don’t understand the “Brian Kelly is a bad fit” for LSU a year ago
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 5/30/23 at 7:49 pm
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Still don’t understand the “Brian Kelly is a bad fit” for LSU a year ago
Probably cause he brought the whole “Catholics grinding on young men” vibe with him
re: UAT athletic department having a great year
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 5/30/23 at 4:04 pm
Looks like all the usual suspects are here


re: UAT athletic department having a great year
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 5/30/23 at 3:56 pm

Is that your reenactment of Jermaine vs. a 90 lb sorority sister “I was scared, he was scared”
re: UAT athletic department having a great year
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 5/30/23 at 3:51 pm
Your school ignored accessory to capital murder for a sweet 16 banner. The coach downplayed the murder so he could barely beat a terrible South Carolina team “wrong place wrong time”. Lmao what a disaster. Did I mention it was all for a sweet 16 loss to a mid major?
UAT athletic department having a great year
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 5/30/23 at 3:47 pm
Started off slow with a capital murder in Q1 but looks like no one has been murdered by an athlete at bama in Q2 so things looking up.
The gambling and wife abuse are honestly just par for the course for bama so I don’t even count those.
Great work Greg Byrne!
The gambling and wife abuse are honestly just par for the course for bama so I don’t even count those.
Great work Greg Byrne!
re: Punching coeds, beating wives, killing mothers, betting against your own team - all okay
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 5/28/23 at 1:36 pm
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I did street race a few people a couple of times. I guess that makes me even.
Did you also leave a friend and a staffer to die in a fiery crash? That would make you an UGA player.
re: Punching coeds, beating wives, killing mothers, betting against your own team - all okay
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 5/28/23 at 1:32 pm
Ruggs was no longer a member of the crimson tide at the time of the wreck so they don’t claim him. Just like Darius Miles hadn’t played meaningful minutes all winter so him participating in a capital murder is honestly just not a big deal he was barely a player, come on guys just believe us.
re: Punching coeds, beating wives, killing mothers, betting against your own team - all okay
Posted by Notmarch Nate on 5/28/23 at 10:39 am
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Well this is quite the plot twist.
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