riverparish

re: Things everyone except you seems to like

Posted by riverparish on 3/23/26 at 12:47 pm to TIGERHOLD

Mayonnaise

re: Why don’t the Chinese eat cheese?

Posted by riverparish on 3/23/26 at 12:44 pm to James11111

quote:
Why do Asians put sauce/seasoning on the outside of the shell

I have the same question when it comes to people west of Lafayette dusting their crawfish

re: Welding Entry Jobs

Posted by riverparish on 3/14/26 at 6:20 pm to Zephyrius

First, make sure he has plenty of pearl snap shirts. That's a requirement apparently. Then he has to have a self inflated ego but that may come with experience. After that, the jobs should come rolling.

In all seriousness, he may way to look at www.laworks.net.

re: Gravy upset about bridge being named after Trump

Posted by riverparish on 3/13/26 at 11:45 am to c on z

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That’s because he’s not an avatar for any sort of cult.

What???? Did you just move to Louisiana?? The dude had a massive cult following. So much that he was a contender to run for congress AFTER getting out of jail. The guy literally said, "the only way I can lose an election in this state is to get caught with a dead girl or live boy" and he wasn't wrong.

re: Blake Miguez accused of rape???

Posted by riverparish on 3/12/26 at 12:09 pm to BigBinBR

So he r@ped her, but she didn't want to press charges or get checked out because she didn't want him to get in trouble. Yeah, ok.

It's stuff like this why I rarely believe those kinds of allegations anymore at first and why I believe that anyone that makes up false accusations should be arrested and jailed.

re: Meet the Americans withholding their federal income tax to protest against the President

Posted by riverparish on 3/11/26 at 12:04 pm to dallastigers

I bet she also used to say "the wealthy aren't paying their fair share" and "tax the rich"

re: Paternity tests without wife’s permission banned in France

Posted by riverparish on 3/10/26 at 12:18 pm to 4cubbies

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It’s also illegal for mothers to test for paternity without the father/presumed father’s permission.

This has to be the most absolutely stupid retort I've ever seen on this board. Congrats.

re: Schumer demands Trump release oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve

Posted by riverparish on 3/9/26 at 12:07 pm to Lutcher Lad

That's because your typical mass shooter is a card carrying lib that agrees with them.

re: WAFB - 94-year-old woman raped in Baton Rouge/Update: Suspect in Custody

Posted by riverparish on 3/7/26 at 10:51 am to TheGeauxt9

Tragic. My heart goes out to the victim and her family.

I ran to Gary Chamber's facebook page cause I was positive he'd be discussing it. Imagine my shock when all I saw was him talking about a white guy beating Jasmine Crockett in the Texas senate primary.

re: Will the UK ever rise up against Islam or is it too late?

Posted by riverparish on 3/6/26 at 11:50 am to Great Plains Drifter

quote:
Read up on your history of revolutions the world over.

Exactly. Look at the percentage of Russians that were Bolsheviks before the revolution.

re: Poor Jasmine

Posted by riverparish on 3/4/26 at 12:12 pm to Placekicker

So she's saying there was cheating. But for years, the left said to claim cheating was asinine, un-American, and you're a conspiracy theorist. Does this still hold true or only when republicans do it?

re: Lesbian Navy Captain Faces Court Martial After $100M Ship Ran Aground, Caught Fire, Sank

Posted by riverparish on 3/2/26 at 12:40 pm to DesScorp

Banky: This is a four-way road, and in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as f---, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky: Because the other three are figments of your f---ing imagination!

- Chasing Amy

re: For the Hands-off Iran folks

Posted by riverparish on 3/2/26 at 12:28 pm to td01241

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See my first post in this thread for a quote from recently dispatched Islamist leader, yes he was pure evil.

Not to hijack, but while this quote is evil, he's doing exactly what it takes (in his mind) to punish someone for eternity. That's what you have to do, use their faith against them. That's why I've said every terrorist and Muslim military combatant that is killed, we should take their body, cremate them, and spread their ashes on a pig farm. That'll eventually stop the problems. The die hard Muslims will never like you at least make them respect you.

re: Gen X kids rated most emotionally durable generation

Posted by riverparish on 3/2/26 at 12:07 pm to BamaAlum02

The line originally went to 1981. The idea was millennials started at 1982 because you were graduating high school/turning 18 and becoming an adult in the year 2000. Then for whatever reason they backed it up to 80 so now Gen X is anyone born from 1965 through 1980.

re: Schiff wishes the Ayatollah was still alive

Posted by riverparish on 3/1/26 at 12:21 pm to hawgfaninc

quote:
It would be (D)ifferent if Obama was in charge

This. Schiff kept his mouth shut when Obama was droning the crap out of people. He's only against it because Trump did it. I wonder what his TD name is cause it sounds a lot like some of our posters.

re: Democrats are siding with Iran

Posted by riverparish on 2/28/26 at 2:50 pm to Nosevens

quote:
Tell me you are trolling and not this dense

I'm sure he is. His whole stance is just be the opposite of whatever Trump does. He's questioning what Iran has done to us, yet he wanted us to bail out the Ukraine. You cannot apply logic to the left. Reasoning is not their strong suit.

re: Papa John’s is closing 300 stores across US by end of 2027

Posted by riverparish on 2/27/26 at 7:57 pm to Kinderman

I love the pepper. I actually prefer papa John's over Pizza Hut.

re: Tourette's activist has very unfortunate outburst at BAFTA awards

Posted by riverparish on 2/23/26 at 12:27 pm to CocomoLSU

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Isn't he known to be pretty racist in his own right

Pretty much. During his SNL monologue, he said about his movie, "I save my wife and I kill all the white people in the movie. How great is that? And how black is that?"

People cried foul and he said he's a comedian and it's just a joke. But when a guy that has Tourette's does it, he gets up in arms.