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Biography:I'm actually in my mid 30s but my frens here think I'm not and they won't believe me. Also they call me "alter" as a joke name but they don't really mean that because we're all best frens.
Interests:all kinds of real G shit, clits, steaks
Occupation:being a real ass dude
Number of Posts:722
Registered on:12/4/2022
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re: 3.5 Hours

Posted by Beezer on 6/25/23 at 2:12 am to
Damn I really need to get my CDL.
Reminder: I fricked your mom.
I was convinced we'd find a way to frick this up, especially with leaving 16 risp.

Whoooo boy

re: Riley Cooper

Posted by Beezer on 6/24/23 at 9:52 pm to
Looks like he just ate your mom

re: Enjoy the stress Tiggy Fans

Posted by Beezer on 6/24/23 at 9:50 pm to
Enjoy my nutz, boah
The "Philly's"

Lol he's such a lying queer.
Dummy went full peej.

You never go full peej.

re: Ok who you got? LSU or Florida

Posted by Beezer on 6/23/23 at 1:13 am to
Florida might see Skenes sunday if we win game one.

If only to close game two out if we're leading, imo.

re: Ok who you got? LSU or Florida

Posted by Beezer on 6/23/23 at 1:11 am to
Our "weak bullpen" has literally ripped arse so far.
Man that sounds almost identical to the shittalk other teams were giving us during the 2019 football season...

We all know how that turned out.

re: Georgia People Crying For Attention

Posted by Beezer on 6/23/23 at 1:02 am to
He doesn't care. He's too busy beating off to photos of Stinson Barrett or whatever his name was.
I have an update for ya.

My balls have just entered your mother's anus.

re: Georgia People Crying For Attention

Posted by Beezer on 6/23/23 at 12:57 am to
quote:

I listened to the Braves game vs Philly's this afternoon on AM radio while driving, was 0-0 going into the 10th inning. In the 10th, Braves got 5, countem 1 2 3 4 5 runs. Philly's up next, got two runs.

Braves win. 8 game win streak. 10 games up on the Philly's.

What in the frick would I care about college baseball.


God that sounds like a fricking nightmare.

re: Aggy what could have been?

Posted by Beezer on 6/23/23 at 12:55 am to
LSU played the long game and sent Woody there to kneecap A&M.

Then he came home and started putting nattys on the shelf.
Should be a good series.
quote:

Why don’t we have an at bat?


Those mofukas didn't deserve to win a National Championship.

What a dumbass.

Eta: Continued reading. Guys a troll. He's still a dumbass but he's also a troll.