Clarabelle McElwain
| Favorite team: | Florida  |
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| Number of Posts: | 29 |
| Registered on: | 8/4/2022 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Evanescence is better than Hootie and the Blowfish
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/8/22 at 1:19 pm
I hope this is a troll post. ...
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re: New Highest Paid Coaches List
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/8/22 at 1:13 pm
That link gave my phone AIDS....
re: UK LB JJ Weaver: AR won’t be able to use his legs because we gameplan
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/8/22 at 1:01 pm
I would hope from their perspective they're game planning to stop AR. They may be able to limit him compared to what he did last week, but he's still going to get yards on the ground because he's just that crazy. We're not facing UGA's 2021 defense this week....
re: Florida sucks - official trash talk thread
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/8/22 at 12:00 pm
You guys have played hard against us in recent years. I think it will be a close game. I don't think Napier's style of offense lends itself to blowouts. Ball control, clock eating. It's not the fun and gun....
re: Welcome to Austin!
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/8/22 at 11:52 am
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Austin seems like a fine place....
re: Dabo got a contract extension...
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/8/22 at 11:50 am
Dabo is a clown if he continues to stick with DJ. Classic looks like Tarzan plays like Jane situation. Some kids have all the tools but just don't have it mentally, or the grit to get it done. As a coach you have to make that call and put the guy who gives you the best chance to win in.
*cough* M...
re: Welcome to Austin!
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/8/22 at 11:47 am
I enjoyed my time in Austin driving through Texas, but I wouldn't want to live there. Pretty big homeless problem. San Antonio was a lot nicer.
El Paso was actually my favorite city after SA. The food couldn't be beat and it's got a hell of a view....
re: Y'all understand that almost all Big12 schools put the visitors bands in the upper deck?
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/8/22 at 11:06 am
Yeah, they did mention they all do it. I just think it's goofy. I don't think I've ever been to a game with the band in the upper deck, at least that I can remember....
re: Billy Napier is Alabamas next coach
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/6/22 at 4:41 pm
Bama pining for Sunbelt Billy. I'll take it....
re: "Coach, you got 17.1 million dollars on your contract..."
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/6/22 at 4:15 pm
He's living his best life, fricking 20 year old blondes and getting in fights at fishing holes with his millions....
re: Pitt football is already scared of Vols taking over their stadium
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/6/22 at 1:23 pm
[link=(https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.tampabay.com/sports/college/jim-mcelwain-tasked-with-restoring-fun-n-gun-to-florida-gators-offense/2242240/%3foutputType=amp)]I believe I can win with my dog Clarabelle[/link]...
re: Pitt football is already scared of Vols taking over their stadium
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/6/22 at 1:16 pm
Mmkay!...
re: Texas being shitty hosts
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/6/22 at 1:14 pm
Fair enough. Seems like a weird thing to do in any case....
re: Florida sucks - official trash talk thread
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/6/22 at 1:05 pm
A common theme with his teams (before they all quit on eachother last year mid season) was that they seemed prepared and played hard in the big games but shite the bed against teams he shouldn't have. Made it look like they were just jacking eachother off all week instead of game planning. Hopefully...
re: Lsu fans interviewed leaving the stadium after Sunday's loss
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/6/22 at 1:01 pm
"All of my nightmares came true, just now."
BK putting in that work already....
re: Texas being shitty hosts
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/6/22 at 12:55 pm
Sounds like Sark already conceded the actual football game so they've got to get some other little wins in somehow....
re: Florida sucks - official trash talk thread
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/6/22 at 12:51 pm
Frick Dan Mullen for giving UK the right to shite talk us. Lol...
re: Coaches Poll - Week 2
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/6/22 at 12:49 pm
I don't mind being below Utah. It was a close game and they were ranked in the top ten while we were unranked. Win versus Kentucky and it will sort itself out....
re: Pitt football is already scared of Vols taking over their stadium
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/6/22 at 12:42 pm
Vols will take a 1 point win if they can get it and be happy. This team beat you at home last season.
It can go either way. Although the world is a little brighter when Tennessee fans have hope, so go vols and let's ride this out a little more before the inevitable yearly collapse and melt....
re: Sark: “one game doesn’t define our season “
Posted by Clarabelle McElwain on 9/6/22 at 12:35 pm
This sounds like something he should say at the post game press conference after they get mollywhopped, not before the game is played. He's basically telling his team they have no chance. Sad....
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