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Registered on:7/14/2022
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I dunno how y'all can downvote this. Arch Manning is a wonderful thing and you downvote. Y'all are despicable. We're gonna have to clean things up around here.
Which hole do you want Bevo's dick in?
They made an exception if he gave the money to charity, and he is.

This is desperate on your part. Manning is good people.
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Alabama's golden boy knows what's coming -- the orange crush. Bevo is going to run the show in the SEC, but first we have this season. Most know what's going to happen. Ewers will lead the charge this year while understudy Manning learns a few things before he dominates. We will run through the Big 12 to show everyone who is king.

Prepare yourselves for the inevitable takeover of the SEC by the TEXAS LONGHORNS.

HOOK'EM
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Manning is a Saint. I don't care what you all say about dumbass Tebow, he doesn't hold a candle to Manning.

Tebow takes money from churches or does causes that he benefits from. Manning is giving away money to charity.

Just a great all around man. I don't know how you cheer against him.

Now bow to your giving King that is about to transcend on the SEC. He's the GOAT.

Hook'em
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We only let you in


Who's "we?"

You didn't attend LSU. Are you an LSU administrator in the athletics department? Do you work for the SEC?

Nope. Just sit on your recliner, fat arse, and stick to just watching LSU football.
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What does this have to do with SEC football?


Tell me you're a sidewalk LSU football fan without telling me you're a sidewalk LSU football fan.
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Austin will be the best SEC city.


Austin IS the best city.

Y'all can't beat Rainey Street.
You realize you're talking about a small fraction of Texas students.

We have cheerleaders. As a whole, we're majority heterosexual.

Can't say the same about the yell leaders and cultists at gaggie U.


Here's your typical gaggie.
We're coming and you can't stop us.

Prepare for that additional L you'll receive in practically every sport. Our sports program owns everyone in the SEC, just look at the directors cup standings.

Hook'em

re: Texas Schedule 2024

Posted by LonghornyGal on 6/14/23 at 8:03 pm
8-0

Let's go!

Hook 'em

re: Hey Texas and OU fans

Posted by LonghornyGal on 6/14/23 at 7:14 pm
I'm excited to see the home fans at the other SEC venues crying. New territory for us to dominate.

Hook 'em
Lol. Kentucky sucks. Prepare for the L, little kitty.
Sit down loser. You're lucky you won't be facing us.

We're going 8-0 in 2024 in the SEC.

Posted by LonghornyGal on 6/14/23 at 6:39 pm
Lol. Joke schedule. We were going 8-0 no matter what behind Manning and gang

Florida sucks
Georgia will challenge us but lose
Kentucky - lol
Mississippi State - lol
Arkansas - lol
Oklahoma - they're terrible now
A&M - little bro gonna get demolished
Vanderbilt - lol

Hook 'em
We're going 8-0 in the SEC in 2024. Manning is going to destroy these teams.
Shut up aggy. We will return to owning you.

76–37–5.... ouch...